#WanaSmashMichaelKaiser

i hate my mom

oh MY GODS IS THAT WHAT MATCHA IS MADE OUT OF???? WE’VE BEEN EATING THE FROGS?!??🐸

Doesnt matter tho cos we only gotta save the turtles skskskkskskskskksk

Huh i say surprisingly

Huh I say unsurprisingly

Huh i say flabbergasted

Hun I say Expectantly

Huh i say plateauingly

Huh i say gaslightingly

Wait i thought t boy meant tomboy not trans boy

Who is they

they succeeded in distracting us from the Epstein files btw

Huh i say surprisingly

Huh I say unsurprisingly

Huh i say flabbergasted

Hun I say Expectantly

Huh i say plateauingly

Huh i say surprisingly

Huh I say unsurprisingly

Huh i say flabbergasted

Sometimes i’d be in class and think “wow I’m probably the only one here who uses tumblr

lol at least one detective on here probably goes to your school and knows you’re on here but can’t prove it

Oh no 😟 that no good. They must be eliminated

I say a lot of bad things in my long posts but its ok cos nobody reads that far into my posts either way

Yes i do