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Playing Tomodachi Life: Living the Dream with Sukuna! <( ā¢Ģį“ā¢Ģ)>
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After days and spending every second begging asking your beloved boyfriend, Sukuna, to buy the recently released Tomodachi Life for you, he reluctantly gave in.
Mostly because you kept whining and following him everywhere. I mean, everywhere.
"'Kunaa, buy me Tomodachi!" You whined as he cooked.
"Sigh, if only a great boyfriend would BUY Tomodachi for meā¦" You exclaimed the word "buy" to his ears as he lazed around the couch.
"Man, this would be the perfect time to play Tomodachi Life if I had one," you coughed obnoxiously loud behind him as he played on his PC with his friends.
The sun shined bright, the rays peeking through the gaps of your curtains. His crimson eyes fluttered open and he was already greeted by the sight of you staring at him with puppy dog eyes. The moment you opened your mouth to start speaking, he pinched your lips together before you could let a word out.
"Babe, I just woke up," he groggily grumbled, brain still foggy with sleep. "Give me a second, will you?"
You huffed and shook your head stubbornly, grabbing his fingers off your lips. "C'mon, Ryooo⦠Pleasee? I promise it will be real fun playing Tomodachi with me!"
"No," Sukuna rubbed his face with one hand and threw his legs over the covers, getting up to go to the bathroom. You didn't hesitate to scramble off and follow him closely from behind.
"Baby, please!" "No."
Every waking second, that's how Sukuna has been spending it. I mean, you seem so desparate for it, why not just agree, right? Well, he enjoys that look on your face. And it strokes his ego.
But even Ryomen Sukuna has his own limits.
"Babe⦠my wonderful and amazing king of curses, boyfriend, Ryomen Sukuna⦠PLEASE!" You whined on the bathroom floor, a pout on your face and pulling the widest eyes you could do.
ā¦Sukuna sighed and grabbed the back of your shirt, yanking you back on your feet and shooing you out. "Fine! Fine, I'll buy your darn game. Just get out already!"
You immediately squealed once he agreed and kissed his cheeks, "You're the best!"
Once the bathroom door shut behind you and he heard your singing voice fade away, he sighed and finally relaxed on the toilet seat⦠He was aware you were desperate but not that desperate to the point you would watch him take a shit.
The time he finally bought your game, you immediately tugged him to the couch and opened up your switch, giggling and kicking your feet in excitement as the game started. Sukuna didn't want to admit it, but it was quite entertaining to see you so focused on drawing your Mii's.
"Babe, look! I made you, me, and Satoru!"
Sukuna snapped out of his daze and rose an eyebrow, tilting his head down to glance at the switch screen. There, he saw a miniature version of you, him, and that blue eyed freakāsmirking at him and swaying its hips. "Why the fuck is Satoru there?"
"Because that's dadaāOW! You didn't need to hit me?!" You huffed and rub your forehead, playfully hitting him back with your foot. "I just wanted to add him, is that so wrong?"
"Yes? Why would you add him when I'm there?" "Because I want to, why would I need a reason?"
You didn't hesitate to retort back as you tapped on your switch, a smile tugging on the corner of your lips as you snickered beneath your breath. Sukuna clearly didn't find it funny and he isn't exactly the type of person to let things slide easily.
THUD!
Sukuna yanked your leg and pinned you down, a sinister smile on his face as he looked down on you.
You blinked when your world suddenly spun around and sheepishly smiled up at him.
"H- hey⦠Baby, I can just remove himābabe? Baby! NO!" You burst out into laughter and squirmed, his fingers easily finding your tickle spot. "Sukuna! Stop, I'm going to kick you on the face!"
"Take it, you brat."
He tickled you for a solid ten seconds and only stopped when he saw your face turning red, clearly out of breath from the quick torture. "Now, say: I'm sorry, my king."
Sukuna mocked on top of you, his fingers ready for another round if you dared to give him attitude. You huff and puff beneath him, catching your breath and rolling your eyes.
"Sorry, my kingā¦" You grumbled.
After spending the whole day playing the newly purchased game Sukuna finally bought for you, you eventually decided to take a break and pass the switch down to him.
"Ryo, try to get us together. 'm going to take a quick nap, 'kay?" You yawned and plop your head down on his lap, curling up into a ball and tucking the blanket below your chin.
Why would expect him to play this boring game you spent days begging for? Sukuna placed his phone down he was using, "What? Babe, I'm not playing this shitty game," but by the time he looked at you, you were already passed out like light, snoring softly through your nose.
Sukuna groaned and rub a hand down his face, turning his gaze to the switch and your mini version staring at him with a smile. How cute. You're lucky he's a little curious about this game.
"No one on this island can beat loving sukuna more than me! No one!" Your little Mii shouted in the screen before going back to its bright smile. Loving Sukuna, huh? Sukuna giggled before quickly concealing it away. Maybe this game can be entertainingā¦
He watched your Mii closely, following it around the island as it does its thing. Your Mii tapped the streetlight repeatedly, sang on a patch of grass, ran around and spoke to itself, then went back to walking. Just as Sukuna was getting bored and planned to set your and his Mii's upājust like you requestedāhe went to his Mii and hovered over just for a cutscene to be shown.
What's up with Sukuna?
Sukuna watched his miniature version bump onto your Mii on accident and was sent flying wayyy into Satoru's arms.
"Are you alright?" Satoru's stupid Mii spoke up to the blushing mini Sukuna.
"Are you kidding me?! NO, little Sukuna, you aren't falling for him!" He shouted into a ball of fury causing you to stir awake from the commotion, blearly opening your eyes and checking on the switch.
"You fell in love with Satoru?" You snorted and laugh once you realized Sukuna's situation. The screen turned pink, Sukuna's Mii waiting for a response if he really is in love with Satoru for catching him or not. You tried to grab the switch to say yes because, why not? But Sukuna practically shoved you away before you even could.
"No, I am not allowing this! I am deleting his character!"
Your eyes widened from Sukuna's furious declaration and you quickly tackled him onto the couch, trying to reach for the switch before he could delete your hardwork. "Ryomen Sukuna, don't!"
"Who are you to order me around?" He grunted as you tugged his pink hair, pushing your face away with one hand as the button hover over the "delete mii" on Satoru's character.
It will cost $33 in moving fees to remove this Mii. Are you sure you want to proceed?
"Yes!" "No!"
You will no longer be able to see Satoru. Are you really sure you want to remove him?
"For fuck sake, yes!" He tapped on the remove button repeatedly as you straddled his back, still desperately trying to reach for the switch as you two rolled around on the couch. But alas, it was too late.
Satoru moved awayā¦
Your face fell as the screen turned black and Sukuna gladly gave your switch back now that Satoru is gone. "Sukunaaa! I worked hard creating him, you know!" Your voice was filled with disappointment and rage, glaring daggers at him as you smacked him in the head.
"Whatever, he didn't deserve to be there anywayā" "You're sleeping on the couch and I'm banning you from your gadgets."
You got up with an annoyed whine, stomping your feet as you curse Sukuna beneath your breath.
.
.
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"Haha, very funny. You're joking⦠right?" Sukuna followed you, the smug look on his face fading the more you walked away from him.
This wasn't exactly the first time he pissed you off in a game.
Playing Roblox with him, he would always target you and kill you first before the others. You had to scam him in Adopt Me and match avatars with Satoru for revenge. He flipped out that day, by the way.
Playing Minecraft, he would always threaten to kill your pets (he did, once, on accident but you never found out because he replaced it), the reason is because they were freaking named "Satoru" or "Toru".
Playing It Takes Two, he would miss every shot on purpose so you would fail the challenge. You guys didn't progress for two whole hours. And, as always, the reason was because you mentioned Satoru, again⦠You just said the character's blue hair reminded you of Satoru's eyes and that fat character reminded you of him! You just love rage baiting Sukuna, his reaction is always funny.
Anyway, is it your fault you wanted to add your best friend in everything?
Playing games with Sukuna stinks⦠maybe next time just don't include Satoru in everything to spite him.














