PLEASE REBLOG if you (male or female) believe it is perfectly okay and natural for a guy of any age to cry

- “Are you even working” “I’m tired and don’t understand anything and fuck this” “I mean mood but you still gotta do your work” - “The work is due today” “yeah yeah I’ll start tomorrow” - “suck my dick” “But you’re a girl, you don’t have one” “Suck my metaphorical dick” - “I have 99 problems- wait no that’s not right it’s closer to a million lmao” - “Screw this im going to work at fucking Walmart” - “I mean I wanna die but not by a school shooter” - “I am anxiety masquerading as a human” - “some days I just wanna yeet out the window” “The windows here aren’t even high enough to kill you” “Shush let me dream” - “you need to do your homework” “No” “What if you fail your exams huh” “Then I guess I’ll fail lmao I don’t care” - “fuck me gently with a chainsaw” “Stop saying that” “No heathers is the only thing that brings me joy stfu” - “sometimes I wanna die” Entire class: “same” - “are you okay?” “I have too much homework and I wanna die. So, you know, the usual.” - (during science experiment) “it says here to wear safety glasses but if I go blind I might get out of exams sooo” *the entire group takes off their safety glasses* - “when I die I want only despacito to play at my funeral” - “do you think I can get out of geography if I throw up” - “stop it I don’t wanna be a cat!!!” - “hey how sick do I have to look to get out of the oral presentation tomorrow” - “jingle bells, taking ls, hit me with a sleighhh” - “I wanna die” “No you don’t” “Um you don’t know me bitch stfu” - “maybe we’re all sims” “Oh yeah that would explain how stupid the world is” - *sung to the tune of mon beau drapeau (ontarian French pride song)* “Je te lève, mon test finiii, des élèveees, de notre école! J’ai rien compris, s’il vous plaît passé moiiii, pour que vous voyez bien, je suis stressée et stupideee” - *teacher leaves* “yo what’s number two I’ll pay you” - “look I just want to eat my goldfish okay I’m not doing anything wrong” - “the kid with a water bottle is always a target so I think I’ll stick to going thirsty “ - “I got a detention in my first week of school because I didn’t do my homework” - *in lockdown, code yellow* “I hope we get a shooter and he kills me first” “No I wanna be first you can be second” - *in the middle of silent study, the day before the test* “I think I am beginning to understand something.” “Mood.” “It’s literally the day before the test?” “It’s called silent study, stfu.” - “look I never said I’m not a bitch, we’re talkin bout u right now” - “there’s a difference between being a cunt and a bitch” - “I think I’m having an allergic reaction my skin is burning” “Go see the office!!!” “And miss out on homework?? No thanks” - “go to hell” “I’m already here” - “kill me” - “ok but I wanna die to so we gotta kill each other”