Aragorn/Elessar Googles

Ellen sila lumenn’ omentielvo, a star shines on the hour of our meeting, @haldirgoogles

All I can say is, I’m emotionally unstable and hungry

That isnt any different than normal.

Way to call me out, Mellon.

Ok Google, how tell an elf it takes one to know one

How to tell Estel that I can see the lembas sticking out of his tunic pockets

*Points to the lembas sticking out of YOUR tunic pockets!*

You have enough lembas. You can’t have mine.

Who said I wanted your lembas?

The tantrum you threw about lembas two years ago led me to that conclusion.

Someone’s never heard of character development. I shudder even thinking about reading any hypothetical novel you might write.

Don’t you have the kingdom of Gondor to run?

…wait, we aren’t partaking in a diplomatic meeting right now? Isn’t that what the snacks are here for?

Didn’t you bring those snacks? I didn’t bring them.

Isn't that the reason most people keep me around? The snacks? It's hard being the most attractive and heroic figure in all of Middle Earth. A very lonely life...where would I be without snacks?

Ellen sila lumenn’ omentielvo, a star shines on the hour of our meeting, @haldirgoogles

All I can say is, I’m emotionally unstable and hungry

That isnt any different than normal.

Way to call me out, Mellon.

Ok Google, how tell an elf it takes one to know one

How to tell Estel that I can see the lembas sticking out of his tunic pockets

*Points to the lembas sticking out of YOUR tunic pockets!*

You have enough lembas. You can’t have mine.

Who said I wanted your lembas?

The tantrum you threw about lembas two years ago led me to that conclusion.

Someone’s never heard of character development. I shudder even thinking about reading any hypothetical novel you might write.

Don’t you have the kingdom of Gondor to run?

…wait, we aren’t partaking in a diplomatic meeting right now? Isn’t that what the snacks are here for?

Ellen sila lumenn’ omentielvo, a star shines on the hour of our meeting, @haldirgoogles

All I can say is, I’m emotionally unstable and hungry

That isnt any different than normal.

Way to call me out, Mellon.

Ok Google, how tell an elf it takes one to know one

How to tell Estel that I can see the lembas sticking out of his tunic pockets

*Points to the lembas sticking out of YOUR tunic pockets!*

You have enough lembas. You can’t have mine.

Who said I wanted your lembas?

The tantrum you threw about lembas two years ago led me to that conclusion.

Someone's never heard of character development. I shudder even thinking about reading any hypothetical novel you might write.

Ellen sila lumenn’ omentielvo, a star shines on the hour of our meeting, @haldirgoogles

All I can say is, I’m emotionally unstable and hungry

That isnt any different than normal.

Way to call me out, Mellon.

Ok Google, how tell an elf it takes one to know one

How to tell Estel that I can see the lembas sticking out of his tunic pockets

*Points to the lembas sticking out of YOUR tunic pockets!*

You have enough lembas. You can’t have mine.

Who said I wanted your lembas?

Ellen sila lumenn’ omentielvo, a star shines on the hour of our meeting, @haldirgoogles

All I can say is, I’m emotionally unstable and hungry

That isnt any different than normal.

Way to call me out, Mellon.

Ok Google, how tell an elf it takes one to know one

How to tell Estel that I can see the lembas sticking out of his tunic pockets

*Points to the lembas sticking out of YOUR tunic pockets!*

Ellen sila lumenn’ omentielvo, a star shines on the hour of our meeting, @haldirgoogles

All I can say is, I’m emotionally unstable and hungry

That isnt any different than normal.

Way to call me out, Mellon.

Ok Google, how tell an elf it takes one to know one

Ellen sila lumenn’ omentielvo, a star shines on the hour of our meeting, @haldirgoogles

All I can say is, I’m emotionally unstable and hungry

That isnt any different than normal.

Way to call me out, Mellon.

Ellen sila lumenn’ omentielvo, a star shines on the hour of our meeting, @haldirgoogles

All I can say is, I'm emotionally unstable and hungry

true tolkien snobbery is calling him elessar instead of aragorn

*lip quivers*

How to ask @elrondgoogles if I can chill in his bachelor-pad for a bit

Of course you can. Would you like some tea?

Earl Grey. No sweeteners. We Numenor don’t F around.

-maintains eye contact and pours sugar into the tea- 

THE SWEETNESS. IT BURNSSSS

@aragorngoogles

Listen please don’t expose me--

@aragorngoogles

It was just STRATEGY GOSHH @thetwinsgoogle

The phrase ¨surplus lembas¨ does not compute. Google, what does it mean? Does @haldirgoogles not believe me capable of eating all the lembas? Allowing there to even be a surplus??????????? Asking 4 a friend.

Aragorn, they’re kids. I think you can share your lembas. 

AHem, I don’t THINK I can do anything, thank you

I think you can. 

First you send @celeborngoogles to Mirkwood, and then you give all my lembas away? Idk if our bromance can make it past this, man.

Ahem, because of the good relations between our lands, I believe that they are no longer starving? Correct me if wrong.

We aren’t starving… But to answer Haldir’s question my brother eats a lot. We’d be happy to come visit.

*n-n-nostril flares*

We’d be delighted to have you, @sigridgoogles 

Tsk. At least let me give them the lembas of my own free will. I will not be ¨gone.¨ I am a guest, just as the other mortals you are inviting are also. #disrespected

You don’t get to give people lembas that is not yours. 

Uh, like,, apparently I’m emotionally unstable.