Enzo :)

That's nice. I learnt how to crochet and sew on my fifth day of being alive. I made you a new pair of arm warmers since the pair you have on look..worn.

ehhh, not really.. the tear is just from the first time i wore 'em. and the bloodstain is just there. i gave up on washing it constantly.

It looks unsanitary. Also I'm bored and I really want to do things to feel useful.

.... i appreciate it, but.. you really don't gotta.. i'm okay.

PLEASE! I WAS CREATED TO HELP!

AH-!!! ah.. i.. enzo?? that's your name right? um... sorry, i'm sorry, i'm thinking.

Yeah, you're good. Don't apologise.

... that really, uh, startled me. uh... i mean.. if you really must..?

Groovy. Let me begin :)

That's nice. I learnt how to crochet and sew on my fifth day of being alive. I made you a new pair of arm warmers since the pair you have on look..worn.

ehhh, not really.. the tear is just from the first time i wore 'em. and the bloodstain is just there. i gave up on washing it constantly.

It looks unsanitary. Also I'm bored and I really want to do things to feel useful.

.... i appreciate it, but.. you really don't gotta.. i'm okay.

PLEASE! I WAS CREATED TO HELP!

AH-!!! ah.. i.. enzo?? that's your name right? um... sorry, i'm sorry, i'm thinking.

Yeah, you're good. Don't apologise.

That's nice. I learnt how to crochet and sew on my fifth day of being alive. I made you a new pair of arm warmers since the pair you have on look..worn.

ehhh, not really.. the tear is just from the first time i wore 'em. and the bloodstain is just there. i gave up on washing it constantly.

It looks unsanitary. Also I'm bored and I really want to do things to feel useful.

.... i appreciate it, but.. you really don't gotta.. i'm okay.

PLEASE! I WAS CREATED TO HELP!

I'm so hungry I could eat a parent who actually wants me around

Come throw rocks at people with me and Mikey.

Hell yeah!

That's nice. I learnt how to crochet and sew on my fifth day of being alive. I made you a new pair of arm warmers since the pair you have on look..worn.

ehhh, not really.. the tear is just from the first time i wore 'em. and the bloodstain is just there. i gave up on washing it constantly.

It looks unsanitary. Also I'm bored and I really want to do things to feel useful.

That's nice. I learnt how to crochet and sew on my fifth day of being alive. I made you a new pair of arm warmers since the pair you have on look..worn.

Huh? Father coded it into my system though. He said that I have your features... I'm sorry to have bothered you, but I'm certain that he gave me the right address! So you must be my dad.

Well, you're dad's a lunatic and I want nothing to do with you. Go, I'm not your dad.

Wait! He said that I can't go home until you go back with me!

Well tell him there was a change of plans and I got.... hit by a train or something.

I feel like he won't believe that. I don't even know why you don't want anything to do with me.

Well, if you don't want to try lying, there's a train station a few blocks from me. Then you won't have to lie.

I physically can't lie! He put a chip in my brain that stops me! And I can't push you.

A chip in your brain? Well, do you want it out?

I...don't want to make him mad. It must be there for my own good.

Trust me, he has a very skewed idea of what's good for anyone. He only cares about anything that benefits him.

Don't say that! Father created me! He gave me life! I am grateful for him.

Is that what you believe or is that what he wants you to think? Anyways, doesn't change the fact that he's a self centered asshole who's ruined many people's lives.

I believe it. He would never hurt me. Could you please come with me though? You're my father and you seem really nice and I don't want to fight with you.

I'm not coming with you, and I don't care how much of my dna Gman stole to make you. I'm not your dad.

b-b-b-but- WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA :(

Oh my god get over it. If you love your dad so much go back to him. You don't NEED to have two parents

I'm mentally 11 years old why are you being so mean to me??

Because I want nothing to do with you or your dad.

I'm telling dad!

If it gets you out of my house, then go ahead

I'll stay if it ragebaits you. Got games on your phone?

Honestly, I'm used to being ragebaited at this point. Have fun wasting your time, kid.

Dad said that you're a scientist. Mind helping me with my homework at least?

I lost most of my memory so I can't help you there

Eughhhhh. Do I get two Christmases?

I'm not giving you anything, so no.

Boringgggg. Will you at least teach me how to ride a bike and all that cool stuff?

No I'm too busy to do that

You seem pretty lazy and unemployed to me.

I have a job I work 16 hours a day at, kid. And give me a break, my leg is fucked up beyond belief and I have traumatic episodes almost everyday.

I could fix your leg. Dad gave me all of the medical knowledge in the world. Would you hang out with me if I made it good as new?

You can't, it's too damaged. Trust me, I've tried doing it myself and have gone to a lot of doctors. The nerves are too damaged and sensitive.

Again, I have all the medical knowledge in the world. And I'm not human so you don't have to worry about human error.

I don't trust you in the slightest, sorry. Can you just leave.

You don't understand. I can't return without fulfilling my objective. He'll..he'll be really mad and I don't want that.

How mad? What will he do?

He's never done anything to me, but my sister Glow brought up something about an experiment..it sounded bad.

See? He doesn't care about you. The only reason you exist is so he can get to me. He's using you the same way he used Mikey. And look where that got them.

But Mikey's doing great! And father said that you and him made me together..you just ran off after.

We didn't "make you" together. He stole my dna and made you. I tried to stop him, but look where we are now.

Oh...that's horrible...could I please stay here???? I really don't want to go home now.

Do you really have no where else to go?

I was born 4 days ago,so no.

...Alright. You can stay on my couch for a bit, I guess. Goddammit.

Thanks, dad. I promise that I won't bother you and I'll do chores and stuff.

Just call me Dan.

Yes fa- Dan. If you need me to do anything around here, I'll do it. My purpose is to help people through any means possible.

Okay. I guess just put away the dishwasher for now, I gotta go to work.

I'll do it. Thanks for taking me in.

Yeah, yeah, no problem. How long do you think you'll have to stay. I'm not gonna kick you out after a certain time or anything, just curious.

Now that I know my backstory....I'm not so sure. Probably until dad comes looking for me.

So bad news about that.

Thank you. Are you sure you want to go back with him? I don't mind letting you stay for a bit longer.

I'm sure. I kind of miss Mikey anyway. I'll come back at some point.

Huh? Father coded it into my system though. He said that I have your features... I'm sorry to have bothered you, but I'm certain that he gave me the right address! So you must be my dad.

Well, you're dad's a lunatic and I want nothing to do with you. Go, I'm not your dad.

Wait! He said that I can't go home until you go back with me!

Well tell him there was a change of plans and I got.... hit by a train or something.

I feel like he won't believe that. I don't even know why you don't want anything to do with me.

Well, if you don't want to try lying, there's a train station a few blocks from me. Then you won't have to lie.

I physically can't lie! He put a chip in my brain that stops me! And I can't push you.

A chip in your brain? Well, do you want it out?

I...don't want to make him mad. It must be there for my own good.

Trust me, he has a very skewed idea of what's good for anyone. He only cares about anything that benefits him.

Don't say that! Father created me! He gave me life! I am grateful for him.

Is that what you believe or is that what he wants you to think? Anyways, doesn't change the fact that he's a self centered asshole who's ruined many people's lives.

I believe it. He would never hurt me. Could you please come with me though? You're my father and you seem really nice and I don't want to fight with you.

I'm not coming with you, and I don't care how much of my dna Gman stole to make you. I'm not your dad.

b-b-b-but- WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA :(

Oh my god get over it. If you love your dad so much go back to him. You don't NEED to have two parents

I'm mentally 11 years old why are you being so mean to me??

Because I want nothing to do with you or your dad.

I'm telling dad!

If it gets you out of my house, then go ahead

I'll stay if it ragebaits you. Got games on your phone?

Honestly, I'm used to being ragebaited at this point. Have fun wasting your time, kid.

Dad said that you're a scientist. Mind helping me with my homework at least?

I lost most of my memory so I can't help you there

Eughhhhh. Do I get two Christmases?

I'm not giving you anything, so no.

Boringgggg. Will you at least teach me how to ride a bike and all that cool stuff?

No I'm too busy to do that

You seem pretty lazy and unemployed to me.

I have a job I work 16 hours a day at, kid. And give me a break, my leg is fucked up beyond belief and I have traumatic episodes almost everyday.

I could fix your leg. Dad gave me all of the medical knowledge in the world. Would you hang out with me if I made it good as new?

You can't, it's too damaged. Trust me, I've tried doing it myself and have gone to a lot of doctors. The nerves are too damaged and sensitive.

Again, I have all the medical knowledge in the world. And I'm not human so you don't have to worry about human error.

I don't trust you in the slightest, sorry. Can you just leave.

You don't understand. I can't return without fulfilling my objective. He'll..he'll be really mad and I don't want that.

How mad? What will he do?

He's never done anything to me, but my sister Glow brought up something about an experiment..it sounded bad.

See? He doesn't care about you. The only reason you exist is so he can get to me. He's using you the same way he used Mikey. And look where that got them.

But Mikey's doing great! And father said that you and him made me together..you just ran off after.

We didn't "make you" together. He stole my dna and made you. I tried to stop him, but look where we are now.

Oh...that's horrible...could I please stay here???? I really don't want to go home now.

Do you really have no where else to go?

I was born 4 days ago,so no.

...Alright. You can stay on my couch for a bit, I guess. Goddammit.

Thanks, dad. I promise that I won't bother you and I'll do chores and stuff.

Just call me Dan.

Yes fa- Dan. If you need me to do anything around here, I'll do it. My purpose is to help people through any means possible.

Okay. I guess just put away the dishwasher for now, I gotta go to work.

I'll do it. Thanks for taking me in.

Yeah, yeah, no problem. How long do you think you'll have to stay. I'm not gonna kick you out after a certain time or anything, just curious.

Now that I know my backstory....I'm not so sure. Probably until dad comes looking for me.

So bad news about that.

Huh? Father coded it into my system though. He said that I have your features... I'm sorry to have bothered you, but I'm certain that he gave me the right address! So you must be my dad.

Well, you're dad's a lunatic and I want nothing to do with you. Go, I'm not your dad.

Wait! He said that I can't go home until you go back with me!

Well tell him there was a change of plans and I got.... hit by a train or something.

I feel like he won't believe that. I don't even know why you don't want anything to do with me.

Well, if you don't want to try lying, there's a train station a few blocks from me. Then you won't have to lie.

I physically can't lie! He put a chip in my brain that stops me! And I can't push you.

A chip in your brain? Well, do you want it out?

I...don't want to make him mad. It must be there for my own good.

Trust me, he has a very skewed idea of what's good for anyone. He only cares about anything that benefits him.

Don't say that! Father created me! He gave me life! I am grateful for him.

Is that what you believe or is that what he wants you to think? Anyways, doesn't change the fact that he's a self centered asshole who's ruined many people's lives.

I believe it. He would never hurt me. Could you please come with me though? You're my father and you seem really nice and I don't want to fight with you.

I'm not coming with you, and I don't care how much of my dna Gman stole to make you. I'm not your dad.

b-b-b-but- WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA :(

Oh my god get over it. If you love your dad so much go back to him. You don't NEED to have two parents

I'm mentally 11 years old why are you being so mean to me??

Because I want nothing to do with you or your dad.

I'm telling dad!

If it gets you out of my house, then go ahead

I'll stay if it ragebaits you. Got games on your phone?

Honestly, I'm used to being ragebaited at this point. Have fun wasting your time, kid.

Dad said that you're a scientist. Mind helping me with my homework at least?

I lost most of my memory so I can't help you there

Eughhhhh. Do I get two Christmases?

I'm not giving you anything, so no.

Boringgggg. Will you at least teach me how to ride a bike and all that cool stuff?

No I'm too busy to do that

You seem pretty lazy and unemployed to me.

I have a job I work 16 hours a day at, kid. And give me a break, my leg is fucked up beyond belief and I have traumatic episodes almost everyday.

I could fix your leg. Dad gave me all of the medical knowledge in the world. Would you hang out with me if I made it good as new?

You can't, it's too damaged. Trust me, I've tried doing it myself and have gone to a lot of doctors. The nerves are too damaged and sensitive.

Again, I have all the medical knowledge in the world. And I'm not human so you don't have to worry about human error.

I don't trust you in the slightest, sorry. Can you just leave.

You don't understand. I can't return without fulfilling my objective. He'll..he'll be really mad and I don't want that.

How mad? What will he do?

He's never done anything to me, but my sister Glow brought up something about an experiment..it sounded bad.

See? He doesn't care about you. The only reason you exist is so he can get to me. He's using you the same way he used Mikey. And look where that got them.

But Mikey's doing great! And father said that you and him made me together..you just ran off after.

We didn't "make you" together. He stole my dna and made you. I tried to stop him, but look where we are now.

Oh...that's horrible...could I please stay here???? I really don't want to go home now.

Do you really have no where else to go?

I was born 4 days ago,so no.

...Alright. You can stay on my couch for a bit, I guess. Goddammit.

Thanks, dad. I promise that I won't bother you and I'll do chores and stuff.

Just call me Dan.

Yes fa- Dan. If you need me to do anything around here, I'll do it. My purpose is to help people through any means possible.

Okay. I guess just put away the dishwasher for now, I gotta go to work.

I'll do it. Thanks for taking me in.

Yeah, yeah, no problem. How long do you think you'll have to stay. I'm not gonna kick you out after a certain time or anything, just curious.

Now that I know my backstory....I'm not so sure. Probably until dad comes looking for me.

i forgot that i pick at my skin so much and it hurts to do things with my arms,,, aaaahhh

I can. Fix you up!

... hi, who're you???

I'm Enzo. Gman's son.

gman's son? yikes. how's that going for ya?

It's not really a "yikes" situation. He's a good dad to me.

mmm.. i kinda doubt that, anyway, you.. you said you were gonna do what?

I can fix your arm. I'm a medic.

i don't really think that'd be any use.. i'd probably just pick again.

What if I just bandaged it really well.

.. how well??

Father gave me all the medical knowledge possible. I'd say that I can do it perfectly.

uhhh.. i, i mean, i guess you can try..?

Groovy! I'll have at it.

... you're gman's son, that would mean you're.. uh. what's.. their name?

What are you on about.

what's h-- their name? uh. green. you're not green.. that's a little weird. is that offensive? sorry.

Yes. Very. Glow is only green because Father made them out of chemicals. I was made through a machine he invented so I'm not human or biochemically engineered, I'm just there.

makes sense.. sorry about... about what i said.

Don't apologise. You're all right.

Have my arm warmers. They might help.

no... no, you don't, have to...

I don't mind. If it helps you.

Nope, you should be fine.

I don't have a room yet, I'm staying with my other dad for a while since I'm technically supposed to be on a mission.

I am meant to get my other father, Dan, back to Gman but he doesn't want to go back.

I don't know what's going on, I was just born!