Weezer Anon!!

You should repay that guy by getting with me after all👍🏾 I'm still in the backrooms btw

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I don't even kill people anymore (mostly) and I don't cheat with others and I'm receiving therapy and I'll pay for all of your bills and expenses and our pets miss you and I stay awake every night thinking of what could have been if I wasn't an idiot and I'd run that other guy over in a heartbeat if it meant that I could have you in my arms again for just a moment longer.

Buddy, where we are now the most you're getting is a fist bump

Nothing else? Anything you want, I'd do it in a heartbeat! I'd kill for you, Dan!

I want you away from me but you can't even respect that.

You should repay that guy by getting with me after all👍🏾 I'm still in the backrooms btw

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I don't even kill people anymore (mostly) and I don't cheat with others and I'm receiving therapy and I'll pay for all of your bills and expenses and our pets miss you and I stay awake every night thinking of what could have been if I wasn't an idiot and I'd run that other guy over in a heartbeat if it meant that I could have you in my arms again for just a moment longer.

Buddy, where we are now the most you're getting is a fist bump

You should repay that guy by getting with me after all👍🏾 I'm still in the backrooms btw

Ew ew ew ew ew ew ew👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎

Wow, the years have been GREAT to you! What've you been up to lately?

Quit trying to flatter me, and not too much. I'm about to go out for a date.

wow i'm actually having a good da ow ow ow my horns are throbbing ow ow ow

I can. Amputate.

i think that'd make it worse, actually.

You're already always in the trenches 24/7.

i highly doubt sawing off my horns would make anything better. like,, imagine having a headache so you decapitate yourself.

I can't have headaches. Or imagine.

i forgot you weren't really human. uummm... how do i describe headaches to someone... there are different ones but.. hmm. for me at least, it feels like you just have a bruise... like, inside your brain... or it's like.. sore in your head... and sometimes it's a throbbing pain. just pain in your head in general. like, you can't get rid of it. well, you can, but... oh my god, i don't even know at this point, that was like, a ton of word vomit, sorry..

Interesting. I'll add that to my database. Can I slice your horns off with a chainsaw now?

NO!!

Dan thinks I suck and dad's... busy and Mikey's on a mission so I'm boredddd

yeah gman's doing the "psychoanalysis" thing with... finn? i think that's it.

I don't see why psychiatry should take so long. Whatever. Could I slice your arm off for enrichment at least?

what do you think.

Yes?

NO!!!!! NO, DUDE.

I am 2 weeks old and I would like a little treat

YOU'RE NOT GONNA SAW MY FUCKIN' ARM OFF!! I DON'T CARE!!!!!

I'M NOT GIVING YOU MY ARMMMMMUH!!

I'm just a little boy

A LITTLE BOY WHO WANTS MY ARM FOR SOME FUCKIN' REASON????

I bet DAN would let me have his arm!

... who??

Over my dad body.

What about your bad leg?

Not a chance.

You're not even using it, leave some body parts for the rest of us!

YOURS ARE ALREADY PERFECTLY INTACT

But I want a trophy :(

Go steal your dad's limbs or something. Last I remember he had a bit of muscle and all work.

wow i'm actually having a good da ow ow ow my horns are throbbing ow ow ow

I can. Amputate.

i think that'd make it worse, actually.

You're already always in the trenches 24/7.

i highly doubt sawing off my horns would make anything better. like,, imagine having a headache so you decapitate yourself.

I can't have headaches. Or imagine.

i forgot you weren't really human. uummm... how do i describe headaches to someone... there are different ones but.. hmm. for me at least, it feels like you just have a bruise... like, inside your brain... or it's like.. sore in your head... and sometimes it's a throbbing pain. just pain in your head in general. like, you can't get rid of it. well, you can, but... oh my god, i don't even know at this point, that was like, a ton of word vomit, sorry..

Interesting. I'll add that to my database. Can I slice your horns off with a chainsaw now?

NO!!

Dan thinks I suck and dad's... busy and Mikey's on a mission so I'm boredddd

yeah gman's doing the "psychoanalysis" thing with... finn? i think that's it.

I don't see why psychiatry should take so long. Whatever. Could I slice your arm off for enrichment at least?

what do you think.

Yes?

NO!!!!! NO, DUDE.

I am 2 weeks old and I would like a little treat

YOU'RE NOT GONNA SAW MY FUCKIN' ARM OFF!! I DON'T CARE!!!!!

I'M NOT GIVING YOU MY ARMMMMMUH!!

I'm just a little boy

A LITTLE BOY WHO WANTS MY ARM FOR SOME FUCKIN' REASON????

I bet DAN would let me have his arm!

... who??

Over my dad body.

What about your bad leg?

Not a chance.

You're not even using it, leave some body parts for the rest of us!

YOURS ARE ALREADY PERFECTLY INTACT

wow i'm actually having a good da ow ow ow my horns are throbbing ow ow ow

I can. Amputate.

i think that'd make it worse, actually.

You're already always in the trenches 24/7.

i highly doubt sawing off my horns would make anything better. like,, imagine having a headache so you decapitate yourself.

I can't have headaches. Or imagine.

i forgot you weren't really human. uummm... how do i describe headaches to someone... there are different ones but.. hmm. for me at least, it feels like you just have a bruise... like, inside your brain... or it's like.. sore in your head... and sometimes it's a throbbing pain. just pain in your head in general. like, you can't get rid of it. well, you can, but... oh my god, i don't even know at this point, that was like, a ton of word vomit, sorry..

Interesting. I'll add that to my database. Can I slice your horns off with a chainsaw now?

NO!!

Dan thinks I suck and dad's... busy and Mikey's on a mission so I'm boredddd

yeah gman's doing the "psychoanalysis" thing with... finn? i think that's it.

I don't see why psychiatry should take so long. Whatever. Could I slice your arm off for enrichment at least?

what do you think.

Yes?

NO!!!!! NO, DUDE.

I am 2 weeks old and I would like a little treat

YOU'RE NOT GONNA SAW MY FUCKIN' ARM OFF!! I DON'T CARE!!!!!

I'M NOT GIVING YOU MY ARMMMMMUH!!

I'm just a little boy

A LITTLE BOY WHO WANTS MY ARM FOR SOME FUCKIN' REASON????

I bet DAN would let me have his arm!

... who??

Over my dad body.

What about your bad leg?

Not a chance.

wow i'm actually having a good da ow ow ow my horns are throbbing ow ow ow

I can. Amputate.

i think that'd make it worse, actually.

You're already always in the trenches 24/7.

i highly doubt sawing off my horns would make anything better. like,, imagine having a headache so you decapitate yourself.

I can't have headaches. Or imagine.

i forgot you weren't really human. uummm... how do i describe headaches to someone... there are different ones but.. hmm. for me at least, it feels like you just have a bruise... like, inside your brain... or it's like.. sore in your head... and sometimes it's a throbbing pain. just pain in your head in general. like, you can't get rid of it. well, you can, but... oh my god, i don't even know at this point, that was like, a ton of word vomit, sorry..

Interesting. I'll add that to my database. Can I slice your horns off with a chainsaw now?

NO!!

Dan thinks I suck and dad's... busy and Mikey's on a mission so I'm boredddd

yeah gman's doing the "psychoanalysis" thing with... finn? i think that's it.

I don't see why psychiatry should take so long. Whatever. Could I slice your arm off for enrichment at least?

what do you think.

Yes?

NO!!!!! NO, DUDE.

I am 2 weeks old and I would like a little treat

YOU'RE NOT GONNA SAW MY FUCKIN' ARM OFF!! I DON'T CARE!!!!!

I'M NOT GIVING YOU MY ARMMMMMUH!!

I'm just a little boy

A LITTLE BOY WHO WANTS MY ARM FOR SOME FUCKIN' REASON????

I bet DAN would let me have his arm!

... who??

Over my dad body.

Get ready dude. I made you a card and stickers to bedazzle your cane with. Mikey made you an ice cream cake.

Dude did you not here I'm getting more horrors beyond my comprehension. Also thanks.

Yeah I feel like I'm gonna end up playing a part in that but whatever. You're welcome, you're a great not-dad.

The hell do you mean you're playing a part in what's gonna happen to me.

You'll see...you'll see. Can't tell you yet, but father's planning something big.

WHY CANT YOU JUST TELL ME??

Because I can'ttt! Element of surprise!

I'll kill you.

Dan, what the fuck </3 You wouldn't kill an 11 year old!

You're aware that something is going to happen yo me and won't tell me what it is. If you don't tell me I'll do it in a heartbeat.

I just assumed that that was for another handsome charming fellow who happens to share my name! I'm not planning any evil schemes, I just genuinely miss you.

No it was for an ugly charmless dickwad who happens to be YOU. And I don't care.

Ouch! I don't recall ever hearing you complain about all this! I SWEAR that I'll be good, I won't even use the Glow this time..probably.

"PROBABLY????" You need to go, your kid says you've got something planned for me and I don't want to have to deal with it.

Oh! I told him to tell you that just to keep you on edge. You're cute when you're tense.

You're such a piece of shit. Get out.

Get ready dude. I made you a card and stickers to bedazzle your cane with. Mikey made you an ice cream cake.

Dude did you not here I'm getting more horrors beyond my comprehension. Also thanks.

Yeah I feel like I'm gonna end up playing a part in that but whatever. You're welcome, you're a great not-dad.

The hell do you mean you're playing a part in what's gonna happen to me.

You'll see...you'll see. Can't tell you yet, but father's planning something big.

WHY CANT YOU JUST TELL ME??

Because I can'ttt! Element of surprise!

I'll kill you.

Get ready dude. I made you a card and stickers to bedazzle your cane with. Mikey made you an ice cream cake.

Dude did you not here I'm getting more horrors beyond my comprehension. Also thanks.

Yeah I feel like I'm gonna end up playing a part in that but whatever. You're welcome, you're a great not-dad.

The hell do you mean you're playing a part in what's gonna happen to me.

You'll see...you'll see. Can't tell you yet, but father's planning something big.

WHY CANT YOU JUST TELL ME??

I just assumed that that was for another handsome charming fellow who happens to share my name! I'm not planning any evil schemes, I just genuinely miss you.

No it was for an ugly charmless dickwad who happens to be YOU. And I don't care.

Ouch! I don't recall ever hearing you complain about all this! I SWEAR that I'll be good, I won't even use the Glow this time..probably.

"PROBABLY????" You need to go, your kid says you've got something planned for me and I don't want to have to deal with it.

Get ready dude. I made you a card and stickers to bedazzle your cane with. Mikey made you an ice cream cake.

Dude did you not here I'm getting more horrors beyond my comprehension. Also thanks.

Yeah I feel like I'm gonna end up playing a part in that but whatever. You're welcome, you're a great not-dad.

The hell do you mean you're playing a part in what's gonna happen to me.

I just assumed that that was for another handsome charming fellow who happens to share my name! I'm not planning any evil schemes, I just genuinely miss you.

No it was for an ugly charmless dickwad who happens to be YOU. And I don't care.