Weezer Anon!!

I basically gave birth to him! He'll be fine, I'm not a monster.

Alright don't phrase it like that. Why did you lie to him about how he was made?

He's mentally 11 years old. I didn't want to freak him out. I'd tell him eventually but it didn't seem right.

Whatever, just take him and go.

Wait. Could I spend the night with you? I won't hurt you or kill you in your sleep. I just miss the feeling of being near you without us fighting.

Oh my goddddd can you just take your kid and go.

Dannn, please! Just once! For old time's sake!

No! Now get out of my house!

I can't do that. And I'm not going to hurt you, either. I'm just bored.

You can, in fact, do that, shit for brains. Get out of my house now.

But don't you ever think about me? In a good way, I mean. It was such fun to work together.

Sometimes I reminisce a little, I'll admit that. But other than that I don't like thinking about you.

Well, I've looked into that wonderful head of yours and I'm in there more than you'd care to admit!

Okay?? Good for you?? I don't care. Get out of my house.

Please, Dan! I need you! YOU NEED ME!

Dont you ever get tired of this? How many times have we done this? Just leave. I don't want you in my life.

I don't get tired of this! It's for your own good! Just let me take care of you!

I don't need you to take care of me. I can do that perfect fine myself.

I basically gave birth to him! He'll be fine, I'm not a monster.

Alright don't phrase it like that. Why did you lie to him about how he was made?

He's mentally 11 years old. I didn't want to freak him out. I'd tell him eventually but it didn't seem right.

Whatever, just take him and go.

Wait. Could I spend the night with you? I won't hurt you or kill you in your sleep. I just miss the feeling of being near you without us fighting.

Oh my goddddd can you just take your kid and go.

Dannn, please! Just once! For old time's sake!

No! Now get out of my house!

I can't do that. And I'm not going to hurt you, either. I'm just bored.

You can, in fact, do that, shit for brains. Get out of my house now.

But don't you ever think about me? In a good way, I mean. It was such fun to work together.

Sometimes I reminisce a little, I'll admit that. But other than that I don't like thinking about you.

Well, I've looked into that wonderful head of yours and I'm in there more than you'd care to admit!

Okay?? Good for you?? I don't care. Get out of my house.

Please, Dan! I need you! YOU NEED ME!

Dont you ever get tired of this? How many times have we done this? Just leave. I don't want you in my life.

I basically gave birth to him! He'll be fine, I'm not a monster.

Alright don't phrase it like that. Why did you lie to him about how he was made?

He's mentally 11 years old. I didn't want to freak him out. I'd tell him eventually but it didn't seem right.

Whatever, just take him and go.

Wait. Could I spend the night with you? I won't hurt you or kill you in your sleep. I just miss the feeling of being near you without us fighting.

Oh my goddddd can you just take your kid and go.

Dannn, please! Just once! For old time's sake!

No! Now get out of my house!

I can't do that. And I'm not going to hurt you, either. I'm just bored.

You can, in fact, do that, shit for brains. Get out of my house now.

But don't you ever think about me? In a good way, I mean. It was such fun to work together.

Sometimes I reminisce a little, I'll admit that. But other than that I don't like thinking about you.

Well, I've looked into that wonderful head of yours and I'm in there more than you'd care to admit!

Okay?? Good for you?? I don't care. Get out of my house.

I basically gave birth to him! He'll be fine, I'm not a monster.

Alright don't phrase it like that. Why did you lie to him about how he was made?

He's mentally 11 years old. I didn't want to freak him out. I'd tell him eventually but it didn't seem right.

Whatever, just take him and go.

Wait. Could I spend the night with you? I won't hurt you or kill you in your sleep. I just miss the feeling of being near you without us fighting.

Oh my goddddd can you just take your kid and go.

Dannn, please! Just once! For old time's sake!

No! Now get out of my house!

I can't do that. And I'm not going to hurt you, either. I'm just bored.

You can, in fact, do that, shit for brains. Get out of my house now.

But don't you ever think about me? In a good way, I mean. It was such fun to work together.

Sometimes I reminisce a little, I'll admit that. But other than that I don't like thinking about you.

I basically gave birth to him! He'll be fine, I'm not a monster.

Alright don't phrase it like that. Why did you lie to him about how he was made?

He's mentally 11 years old. I didn't want to freak him out. I'd tell him eventually but it didn't seem right.

Whatever, just take him and go.

Wait. Could I spend the night with you? I won't hurt you or kill you in your sleep. I just miss the feeling of being near you without us fighting.

Oh my goddddd can you just take your kid and go.

Dannn, please! Just once! For old time's sake!

No! Now get out of my house!

I can't do that. And I'm not going to hurt you, either. I'm just bored.

You can, in fact, do that, shit for brains. Get out of my house now.

I basically gave birth to him! He'll be fine, I'm not a monster.

Alright don't phrase it like that. Why did you lie to him about how he was made?

He's mentally 11 years old. I didn't want to freak him out. I'd tell him eventually but it didn't seem right.

Whatever, just take him and go.

Wait. Could I spend the night with you? I won't hurt you or kill you in your sleep. I just miss the feeling of being near you without us fighting.

Oh my goddddd can you just take your kid and go.

Dannn, please! Just once! For old time's sake!

No! Now get out of my house!

I basically gave birth to him! He'll be fine, I'm not a monster.

Alright don't phrase it like that. Why did you lie to him about how he was made?

He's mentally 11 years old. I didn't want to freak him out. I'd tell him eventually but it didn't seem right.

Whatever, just take him and go.

Wait. Could I spend the night with you? I won't hurt you or kill you in your sleep. I just miss the feeling of being near you without us fighting.

Oh my goddddd can you just take your kid and go.

I basically gave birth to him! He'll be fine, I'm not a monster.

Alright don't phrase it like that. Why did you lie to him about how he was made?

He's mentally 11 years old. I didn't want to freak him out. I'd tell him eventually but it didn't seem right.

Whatever, just take him and go.

Wait. Could I spend the night with you? I won't hurt you or kill you in your sleep. I just miss the feeling of being near you without us fighting.

I basically gave birth to him! He'll be fine, I'm not a monster.

Alright don't phrase it like that. Why did you lie to him about how he was made?

He's mentally 11 years old. I didn't want to freak him out. I'd tell him eventually but it didn't seem right.

Whatever, just take him and go.

Huh? Father coded it into my system though. He said that I have your features... I'm sorry to have bothered you, but I'm certain that he gave me the right address! So you must be my dad.

Well, you're dad's a lunatic and I want nothing to do with you. Go, I'm not your dad.

Wait! He said that I can't go home until you go back with me!

Well tell him there was a change of plans and I got.... hit by a train or something.

I feel like he won't believe that. I don't even know why you don't want anything to do with me.

Well, if you don't want to try lying, there's a train station a few blocks from me. Then you won't have to lie.

I physically can't lie! He put a chip in my brain that stops me! And I can't push you.

A chip in your brain? Well, do you want it out?

I...don't want to make him mad. It must be there for my own good.

Trust me, he has a very skewed idea of what's good for anyone. He only cares about anything that benefits him.

Don't say that! Father created me! He gave me life! I am grateful for him.

Is that what you believe or is that what he wants you to think? Anyways, doesn't change the fact that he's a self centered asshole who's ruined many people's lives.

I believe it. He would never hurt me. Could you please come with me though? You're my father and you seem really nice and I don't want to fight with you.

I'm not coming with you, and I don't care how much of my dna Gman stole to make you. I'm not your dad.

b-b-b-but- WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA :(

Oh my god get over it. If you love your dad so much go back to him. You don't NEED to have two parents

I'm mentally 11 years old why are you being so mean to me??

Because I want nothing to do with you or your dad.

I'm telling dad!

If it gets you out of my house, then go ahead

I'll stay if it ragebaits you. Got games on your phone?

Honestly, I'm used to being ragebaited at this point. Have fun wasting your time, kid.

Dad said that you're a scientist. Mind helping me with my homework at least?

I lost most of my memory so I can't help you there

Eughhhhh. Do I get two Christmases?

I'm not giving you anything, so no.

Boringgggg. Will you at least teach me how to ride a bike and all that cool stuff?

No I'm too busy to do that

You seem pretty lazy and unemployed to me.

I have a job I work 16 hours a day at, kid. And give me a break, my leg is fucked up beyond belief and I have traumatic episodes almost everyday.

I could fix your leg. Dad gave me all of the medical knowledge in the world. Would you hang out with me if I made it good as new?

You can't, it's too damaged. Trust me, I've tried doing it myself and have gone to a lot of doctors. The nerves are too damaged and sensitive.

Again, I have all the medical knowledge in the world. And I'm not human so you don't have to worry about human error.

I don't trust you in the slightest, sorry. Can you just leave.

You don't understand. I can't return without fulfilling my objective. He'll..he'll be really mad and I don't want that.

How mad? What will he do?

He's never done anything to me, but my sister Glow brought up something about an experiment..it sounded bad.

See? He doesn't care about you. The only reason you exist is so he can get to me. He's using you the same way he used Mikey. And look where that got them.

But Mikey's doing great! And father said that you and him made me together..you just ran off after.

We didn't "make you" together. He stole my dna and made you. I tried to stop him, but look where we are now.

Oh...that's horrible...could I please stay here???? I really don't want to go home now.

Do you really have no where else to go?

I was born 4 days ago,so no.

...Alright. You can stay on my couch for a bit, I guess. Goddammit.

Thanks, dad. I promise that I won't bother you and I'll do chores and stuff.

Just call me Dan.

Yes fa- Dan. If you need me to do anything around here, I'll do it. My purpose is to help people through any means possible.

Okay. I guess just put away the dishwasher for now, I gotta go to work.

I'll do it. Thanks for taking me in.

Yeah, yeah, no problem. How long do you think you'll have to stay. I'm not gonna kick you out after a certain time or anything, just curious.

Now that I know my backstory....I'm not so sure. Probably until dad comes looking for me.

So bad news about that.

Thank you. Are you sure you want to go back with him? I don't mind letting you stay for a bit longer.

I'm sure. I kind of miss Mikey anyway. I'll come back at some point.

Okay. Bye then. Thanks for dinner.

Huh? Father coded it into my system though. He said that I have your features... I'm sorry to have bothered you, but I'm certain that he gave me the right address! So you must be my dad.

Well, you're dad's a lunatic and I want nothing to do with you. Go, I'm not your dad.

Wait! He said that I can't go home until you go back with me!

Well tell him there was a change of plans and I got.... hit by a train or something.

I feel like he won't believe that. I don't even know why you don't want anything to do with me.

Well, if you don't want to try lying, there's a train station a few blocks from me. Then you won't have to lie.

I physically can't lie! He put a chip in my brain that stops me! And I can't push you.

A chip in your brain? Well, do you want it out?

I...don't want to make him mad. It must be there for my own good.

Trust me, he has a very skewed idea of what's good for anyone. He only cares about anything that benefits him.

Don't say that! Father created me! He gave me life! I am grateful for him.

Is that what you believe or is that what he wants you to think? Anyways, doesn't change the fact that he's a self centered asshole who's ruined many people's lives.

I believe it. He would never hurt me. Could you please come with me though? You're my father and you seem really nice and I don't want to fight with you.

I'm not coming with you, and I don't care how much of my dna Gman stole to make you. I'm not your dad.

b-b-b-but- WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA :(

Oh my god get over it. If you love your dad so much go back to him. You don't NEED to have two parents

I'm mentally 11 years old why are you being so mean to me??

Because I want nothing to do with you or your dad.

I'm telling dad!

If it gets you out of my house, then go ahead

I'll stay if it ragebaits you. Got games on your phone?

Honestly, I'm used to being ragebaited at this point. Have fun wasting your time, kid.

Dad said that you're a scientist. Mind helping me with my homework at least?

I lost most of my memory so I can't help you there

Eughhhhh. Do I get two Christmases?

I'm not giving you anything, so no.

Boringgggg. Will you at least teach me how to ride a bike and all that cool stuff?

No I'm too busy to do that

You seem pretty lazy and unemployed to me.

I have a job I work 16 hours a day at, kid. And give me a break, my leg is fucked up beyond belief and I have traumatic episodes almost everyday.

I could fix your leg. Dad gave me all of the medical knowledge in the world. Would you hang out with me if I made it good as new?

You can't, it's too damaged. Trust me, I've tried doing it myself and have gone to a lot of doctors. The nerves are too damaged and sensitive.

Again, I have all the medical knowledge in the world. And I'm not human so you don't have to worry about human error.

I don't trust you in the slightest, sorry. Can you just leave.

You don't understand. I can't return without fulfilling my objective. He'll..he'll be really mad and I don't want that.

How mad? What will he do?

He's never done anything to me, but my sister Glow brought up something about an experiment..it sounded bad.

See? He doesn't care about you. The only reason you exist is so he can get to me. He's using you the same way he used Mikey. And look where that got them.

But Mikey's doing great! And father said that you and him made me together..you just ran off after.

We didn't "make you" together. He stole my dna and made you. I tried to stop him, but look where we are now.

Oh...that's horrible...could I please stay here???? I really don't want to go home now.

Do you really have no where else to go?

I was born 4 days ago,so no.

...Alright. You can stay on my couch for a bit, I guess. Goddammit.

Thanks, dad. I promise that I won't bother you and I'll do chores and stuff.

Just call me Dan.

Yes fa- Dan. If you need me to do anything around here, I'll do it. My purpose is to help people through any means possible.

Okay. I guess just put away the dishwasher for now, I gotta go to work.

I'll do it. Thanks for taking me in.

Yeah, yeah, no problem. How long do you think you'll have to stay. I'm not gonna kick you out after a certain time or anything, just curious.

Now that I know my backstory....I'm not so sure. Probably until dad comes looking for me.

So bad news about that.

Thank you. Are you sure you want to go back with him? I don't mind letting you stay for a bit longer.

I basically gave birth to him! He'll be fine, I'm not a monster.

Alright don't phrase it like that. Why did you lie to him about how he was made?

Huh? Father coded it into my system though. He said that I have your features... I'm sorry to have bothered you, but I'm certain that he gave me the right address! So you must be my dad.

Well, you're dad's a lunatic and I want nothing to do with you. Go, I'm not your dad.

Wait! He said that I can't go home until you go back with me!

Well tell him there was a change of plans and I got.... hit by a train or something.

I feel like he won't believe that. I don't even know why you don't want anything to do with me.

Well, if you don't want to try lying, there's a train station a few blocks from me. Then you won't have to lie.

I physically can't lie! He put a chip in my brain that stops me! And I can't push you.

A chip in your brain? Well, do you want it out?

I...don't want to make him mad. It must be there for my own good.

Trust me, he has a very skewed idea of what's good for anyone. He only cares about anything that benefits him.

Don't say that! Father created me! He gave me life! I am grateful for him.

Is that what you believe or is that what he wants you to think? Anyways, doesn't change the fact that he's a self centered asshole who's ruined many people's lives.

I believe it. He would never hurt me. Could you please come with me though? You're my father and you seem really nice and I don't want to fight with you.

I'm not coming with you, and I don't care how much of my dna Gman stole to make you. I'm not your dad.

b-b-b-but- WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA :(

Oh my god get over it. If you love your dad so much go back to him. You don't NEED to have two parents

I'm mentally 11 years old why are you being so mean to me??

Because I want nothing to do with you or your dad.

I'm telling dad!

If it gets you out of my house, then go ahead

I'll stay if it ragebaits you. Got games on your phone?

Honestly, I'm used to being ragebaited at this point. Have fun wasting your time, kid.

Dad said that you're a scientist. Mind helping me with my homework at least?

I lost most of my memory so I can't help you there

Eughhhhh. Do I get two Christmases?

I'm not giving you anything, so no.

Boringgggg. Will you at least teach me how to ride a bike and all that cool stuff?

No I'm too busy to do that

You seem pretty lazy and unemployed to me.

I have a job I work 16 hours a day at, kid. And give me a break, my leg is fucked up beyond belief and I have traumatic episodes almost everyday.

I could fix your leg. Dad gave me all of the medical knowledge in the world. Would you hang out with me if I made it good as new?

You can't, it's too damaged. Trust me, I've tried doing it myself and have gone to a lot of doctors. The nerves are too damaged and sensitive.

Again, I have all the medical knowledge in the world. And I'm not human so you don't have to worry about human error.

I don't trust you in the slightest, sorry. Can you just leave.

You don't understand. I can't return without fulfilling my objective. He'll..he'll be really mad and I don't want that.

How mad? What will he do?

He's never done anything to me, but my sister Glow brought up something about an experiment..it sounded bad.

See? He doesn't care about you. The only reason you exist is so he can get to me. He's using you the same way he used Mikey. And look where that got them.

But Mikey's doing great! And father said that you and him made me together..you just ran off after.

We didn't "make you" together. He stole my dna and made you. I tried to stop him, but look where we are now.

Oh...that's horrible...could I please stay here???? I really don't want to go home now.

Do you really have no where else to go?

I was born 4 days ago,so no.

...Alright. You can stay on my couch for a bit, I guess. Goddammit.

Thanks, dad. I promise that I won't bother you and I'll do chores and stuff.

Just call me Dan.

Yes fa- Dan. If you need me to do anything around here, I'll do it. My purpose is to help people through any means possible.

Okay. I guess just put away the dishwasher for now, I gotta go to work.

I'll do it. Thanks for taking me in.

Yeah, yeah, no problem. How long do you think you'll have to stay. I'm not gonna kick you out after a certain time or anything, just curious.

Now that I know my backstory....I'm not so sure. Probably until dad comes looking for me.

So bad news about that.

Huh? Father coded it into my system though. He said that I have your features... I'm sorry to have bothered you, but I'm certain that he gave me the right address! So you must be my dad.

Well, you're dad's a lunatic and I want nothing to do with you. Go, I'm not your dad.

Wait! He said that I can't go home until you go back with me!

Well tell him there was a change of plans and I got.... hit by a train or something.

I feel like he won't believe that. I don't even know why you don't want anything to do with me.

Well, if you don't want to try lying, there's a train station a few blocks from me. Then you won't have to lie.

I physically can't lie! He put a chip in my brain that stops me! And I can't push you.

A chip in your brain? Well, do you want it out?

I...don't want to make him mad. It must be there for my own good.

Trust me, he has a very skewed idea of what's good for anyone. He only cares about anything that benefits him.

Don't say that! Father created me! He gave me life! I am grateful for him.

Is that what you believe or is that what he wants you to think? Anyways, doesn't change the fact that he's a self centered asshole who's ruined many people's lives.

I believe it. He would never hurt me. Could you please come with me though? You're my father and you seem really nice and I don't want to fight with you.

I'm not coming with you, and I don't care how much of my dna Gman stole to make you. I'm not your dad.

b-b-b-but- WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA :(

Oh my god get over it. If you love your dad so much go back to him. You don't NEED to have two parents

I'm mentally 11 years old why are you being so mean to me??

Because I want nothing to do with you or your dad.

I'm telling dad!

If it gets you out of my house, then go ahead

I'll stay if it ragebaits you. Got games on your phone?

Honestly, I'm used to being ragebaited at this point. Have fun wasting your time, kid.

Dad said that you're a scientist. Mind helping me with my homework at least?

I lost most of my memory so I can't help you there

Eughhhhh. Do I get two Christmases?

I'm not giving you anything, so no.

Boringgggg. Will you at least teach me how to ride a bike and all that cool stuff?

No I'm too busy to do that

You seem pretty lazy and unemployed to me.

I have a job I work 16 hours a day at, kid. And give me a break, my leg is fucked up beyond belief and I have traumatic episodes almost everyday.

I could fix your leg. Dad gave me all of the medical knowledge in the world. Would you hang out with me if I made it good as new?

You can't, it's too damaged. Trust me, I've tried doing it myself and have gone to a lot of doctors. The nerves are too damaged and sensitive.

Again, I have all the medical knowledge in the world. And I'm not human so you don't have to worry about human error.

I don't trust you in the slightest, sorry. Can you just leave.

You don't understand. I can't return without fulfilling my objective. He'll..he'll be really mad and I don't want that.

How mad? What will he do?

He's never done anything to me, but my sister Glow brought up something about an experiment..it sounded bad.

See? He doesn't care about you. The only reason you exist is so he can get to me. He's using you the same way he used Mikey. And look where that got them.

But Mikey's doing great! And father said that you and him made me together..you just ran off after.

We didn't "make you" together. He stole my dna and made you. I tried to stop him, but look where we are now.

Oh...that's horrible...could I please stay here???? I really don't want to go home now.

Do you really have no where else to go?

I was born 4 days ago,so no.

...Alright. You can stay on my couch for a bit, I guess. Goddammit.

Thanks, dad. I promise that I won't bother you and I'll do chores and stuff.

Just call me Dan.

Yes fa- Dan. If you need me to do anything around here, I'll do it. My purpose is to help people through any means possible.

Okay. I guess just put away the dishwasher for now, I gotta go to work.

I'll do it. Thanks for taking me in.

Yeah, yeah, no problem. How long do you think you'll have to stay. I'm not gonna kick you out after a certain time or anything, just curious.

Huh? Father coded it into my system though. He said that I have your features... I'm sorry to have bothered you, but I'm certain that he gave me the right address! So you must be my dad.

Well, you're dad's a lunatic and I want nothing to do with you. Go, I'm not your dad.

Wait! He said that I can't go home until you go back with me!

Well tell him there was a change of plans and I got.... hit by a train or something.

I feel like he won't believe that. I don't even know why you don't want anything to do with me.

Well, if you don't want to try lying, there's a train station a few blocks from me. Then you won't have to lie.

I physically can't lie! He put a chip in my brain that stops me! And I can't push you.

A chip in your brain? Well, do you want it out?

I...don't want to make him mad. It must be there for my own good.

Trust me, he has a very skewed idea of what's good for anyone. He only cares about anything that benefits him.

Don't say that! Father created me! He gave me life! I am grateful for him.

Is that what you believe or is that what he wants you to think? Anyways, doesn't change the fact that he's a self centered asshole who's ruined many people's lives.

I believe it. He would never hurt me. Could you please come with me though? You're my father and you seem really nice and I don't want to fight with you.

I'm not coming with you, and I don't care how much of my dna Gman stole to make you. I'm not your dad.

b-b-b-but- WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA :(

Oh my god get over it. If you love your dad so much go back to him. You don't NEED to have two parents

I'm mentally 11 years old why are you being so mean to me??

Because I want nothing to do with you or your dad.

I'm telling dad!

If it gets you out of my house, then go ahead

I'll stay if it ragebaits you. Got games on your phone?

Honestly, I'm used to being ragebaited at this point. Have fun wasting your time, kid.

Dad said that you're a scientist. Mind helping me with my homework at least?

I lost most of my memory so I can't help you there

Eughhhhh. Do I get two Christmases?

I'm not giving you anything, so no.

Boringgggg. Will you at least teach me how to ride a bike and all that cool stuff?

No I'm too busy to do that

You seem pretty lazy and unemployed to me.

I have a job I work 16 hours a day at, kid. And give me a break, my leg is fucked up beyond belief and I have traumatic episodes almost everyday.

I could fix your leg. Dad gave me all of the medical knowledge in the world. Would you hang out with me if I made it good as new?

You can't, it's too damaged. Trust me, I've tried doing it myself and have gone to a lot of doctors. The nerves are too damaged and sensitive.

Again, I have all the medical knowledge in the world. And I'm not human so you don't have to worry about human error.

I don't trust you in the slightest, sorry. Can you just leave.

You don't understand. I can't return without fulfilling my objective. He'll..he'll be really mad and I don't want that.

How mad? What will he do?

He's never done anything to me, but my sister Glow brought up something about an experiment..it sounded bad.

See? He doesn't care about you. The only reason you exist is so he can get to me. He's using you the same way he used Mikey. And look where that got them.

But Mikey's doing great! And father said that you and him made me together..you just ran off after.

We didn't "make you" together. He stole my dna and made you. I tried to stop him, but look where we are now.

Oh...that's horrible...could I please stay here???? I really don't want to go home now.

Do you really have no where else to go?

I was born 4 days ago,so no.

...Alright. You can stay on my couch for a bit, I guess. Goddammit.

Thanks, dad. I promise that I won't bother you and I'll do chores and stuff.

Just call me Dan.

Yes fa- Dan. If you need me to do anything around here, I'll do it. My purpose is to help people through any means possible.

Okay. I guess just put away the dishwasher for now, I gotta go to work.