Murphy's Law

We don’t deserve dogs.

I went to a presentation that showed by thousands of years of breeding we’ve bred a bit of our own selves into dogs and made them the most human companions of man.

YOU HAVE THE SAME FUCKING FACE.

how youtube makeup gurus be to me.

my kink is seeing money go into my bank account

at what point in history do you think americans stopped having british accents

Actually, Americans still have the original British accent. We kept it over time and Britain didn’t. What we currently coin as a British accent developed in England during the 19th century among the upper class as a symbol of status. Historians often claim that Shakespeare sounds better in an American accent.

whAT THE FUCK

I’m too tired for this

I’ve been trying to find this post for months. I’m freakishly obsessed with this and want the truth of what early colonists sounded like.

I don’t know who this white boy is but I trust him

my man

buy a lit horse for  $8583

wow, this movie theater really doesn’t like logan……… whoever that is :///

finding out the heights of your internet friends is always the weirdest thing

reblog this with your height in the tags then we’ll all know