i don't want to be here

nothing that says a boy can't be bioluminescent

“Won’t” is the boldest fucking contraction like it really Did That. Just went for it, no shame.

Will Not took one look at Don’t and thought yeah baby need me some of that

Do you want us to say Wiln’t

no mr bond i expect you to die

agrees to do petplay and she immediately euthanizes me

#‘el pastel promedio tiene tres leches’ es en realidad un error estadístico. El pastel promedio tiene 0 leches. Leches Georg#quien vive en una cueva y absorbe 10.000 leches al día#es un valor atípico qeu no debería haberse contado (via @deathbycoldopen)

“what do you listen to?” music. “what kind of music?” the kind that gets my dick hard what the fuck are these questions

The plague doctor covering me in leeches

(logging into the beating a slightly funny joke into the fucking ground website) they better not be beating a slightly funny joke into the fucking ground in here

You have to treat me niceys or I'll deploy the mechanism

hey remember when pop-ups and banner ads were associated with malware? when youtube didn't have any ads at all? when you could get a cheap netflix subscription that was better than cable TV? digital marketing experts estimate that most americans see 5-10k ads every day. what the hell is going on

that’s what you see after you die

i am looking at it righ tnow....

got some bad news for you man :/

what is it

i love to vote and then not reblog. democracy ends with me.