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My boyfriend's been sending me cat memes and now I'm 100% sure I need a COVID kitty

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Me realising I’m now an adult with actual responsibilities

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every time i jump my dick hits me in the face & i die

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may

Me: *makes a small irrelevant mistake*

My Brain, banging pots and pans together: YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUC

Me: *makes huge mistake that will directly affect my future horribly*

My Brain, lounging on a lawn chair with shades on: ....acknowledged

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what’s a good cutoff age for tumblr

no one should be on tumblr

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At least there's cake?

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“But I just can’t figure it out.”

Kiki’s Delivery Service (1989) dir. Hayao Miyazaki

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Guess who's back

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I can’t wait to be in love with someone who is also deepfuck in love with me and we love each other forever n ever

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When you laugh at a dumb meme and someone who’s not an internet person asks whats so funny, but it’s like a tier 3 meme and you’ve gotta explain about seven years of internet for them to understand the nuances

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I’m not the first one to question this and I feel validated

#bathwater

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I’ll get over it I just gotta be dramatic first

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