enthralled

‘I became obsessed with myself because a magazine in the grocery store checkout line said it was in my best interest’

‘I gave my life away to the Catholic Church because I was bored and wanted people to talk about me’

‘I became an exception to the rules because I’m dyslexic and can’t properly read the rules’

'I went on a hunger strike because my girlfriend thought I wasn’t taking myself seriously’

'I went deep diving in the open ocean to inspire the dolphins to save themselves’

'I told people I don’t care what other people think about me so I wouldn’t’ have to hear what everyone really thinks about me’

'I set the world land-speed record in a dream last night and feel the same as I did yesterday when I woke up’

'I tried to put myself in a great white shark’s shoes but then remembered they didn’t have feet’

'I bought fresh fruit from a gas station and got back into folk music’

'I was the first man to walk on the moon and now nothing’s ever good enough for my wife’

'I became a politician and chain smoked cigarettes for 72 hours straight’

they are showing them as people