“But how does this ‘Santa Claus’ deliver so many gifts in one night? Surely he cannot fit all of those toys in that bag of his. What is his secret? You must tell me what it is!”
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“But how does this ‘Santa Claus’ deliver so many gifts in one night? Surely he cannot fit all of those toys in that bag of his. What is his secret? You must tell me what it is!”

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spikemuthyell:
“Ah, right. Yeah, they ain’t common in any world but mine apparently.” She would have let Morpeko out of her Pokeball, but she knew her partner was sleeping. “It’s short for ‘Pocket Monsters’. They’re like our friends.” Marnie was surely continuing to not be helpful.
“That kinda hurts a bit to hear, but yer not wrong. I don’t have a lot of friends my age so I don’t really have any idea what they like t’do.”
“Pocket Monsters.... Friends... That is still very vague. What do these Pocket Monsters do?”
Could it be... Was Byleth her very own ‘Pocket Monster’?! Ah, no, probably not. Byleth wasn’t pocket size. Still, her words do make Sothis wince a little bit. She was still very blunt, it seemed like. It’s hard to dial it back, but if she’s going to make friends, then she needed to work on it.
“I suppose I am still... working on being less blunt, so I must apologize for my words. But, since we do not have a lot of friends, how about we become friends!”
Technically, she’s not exactly her age, but it’s hard to explain you’re the ghost of a goddess.
dragonpacted replied to your post “ “With having a physical form now, I do believe it is time for me...”
//Euden might recommend a 75% decrease in chair
what are you, a cop? f*ck off
firefightersoul:
“Me?”
“Well! First thing’s first - pizza!” He’s probably way older than this sassy lost child, but that was okay. She looked like a weird princess anyway. “Pizza, and justice.”
“Pizza... and justice...”
“Goodness, even the youth of this world is still fighting against injustice? Whatever happened to peaceful, carefree days? Don’t children play those karting games anymore? Or go out and swing on a swingset? Anyway... Pizza is that cheesy treat, is it not? With several toppings on it? What kind of toppings are popular?”
spikemuthyell:
“Pokemon trainin’. But there aren’t many Pokemon ‘round here I guess. Er… Fashion? Music? I don’t know what else kids my age do…”
“Pokey-mon? What is a Pokey-mon? I have not heard of such a thing before!”
“Fashion and music... Truthfully, I am not an expert on either of those things, but I suppose there’s never such a thing as ‘too late’ to learn. It seems like you do not know much about what the youth is into either, though! We must learn together, then!”

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“With having a physical form now, I do believe it is time for me to... make friends. However, I am unsure as to what the youth enjoy today. So, it is your duty to tell me such!”
She’s not giving anyone a choice.
crestblight:
✦ “Hm. So you knew about that even after disappearing completely for almost two days?” Byleth was teasing, but her tone maintained its usual tone. Setting up the school had gone more smoothly than she’d been expecting honestly.
“Are you going to join as a teacher or a student then? I’m sure I could show you how to properly wield a sword despite your size.”
“‘tis not a hard thing to.... not notice! You do have a sign right outside of it. I simply passed by it and knew right away it was your doing. You are very attached to your students and the life you lived during your time there.”
“-- A teacher would be most interesting, I must admit. A-And I can wield a sword just fine! However, I am not interested in teaching swordplay. No, if I am to teach something... I have decided I would teach with fists!”
Well, Seiros did have to get it from somewhere...
crestblight:
✦ “Oh? And where would my guest of honor like to eat?”
“Well....”
“I shall let you decide that one! You are the one who is treating me, therefore you shall decide! After all, we must have a proper celebration of your school opening!”
crestblight:
✦ Ruffles her hair.
“How about we vibe check a late lunch?”
Hmmmm...
“That will do! A late lunch together is what I desire the most!”
“There are many people I wish to ‘vibe check’. How do I go about ‘vibe checking’ others?”

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“Cwunch Wrap Supweme....”
Nom nom nom. Yeah, that’s all she’s got to say on the subject.
Important character development question: would they lick someone’s hand if they tried to cover their mouth?
crestblight:
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✦ Words weren’t exchanged at first. Sothis knew she’d been planning on confessing of course, the goddess might as well have been her confidant at this point. Instead she just raised her hand on approach, expecting Sothis to replicate it and… gave her a high five.
With a smile.
Of course, Sothis had known what was to happen on the day of the party. To ignore the fact that the former professor had been interested in the Emperor would have been silly - and also impossible, considering the two were connected. At this point, it was straight up annoying! Why couldn’t Byleth be brave and just blurt her feelings out?!
Well, thankfully Sothis got her wish. When Byleth held her hand up, it took Sothis a minute to understand what she was doing, but once she did... Sothis cheered and gave her companion a high five.
“Finally! And here I was to believe that you may have chickened out! I would have been angry at you if you came to report that you decided against it! You must tell me everything that happened! Oh, but can we get some food first? I saw some rather tasty looking options at the snack table...”
crestblight replied to your post: Taco Bell Gremlin has appeared! What to do? >Kiss...
Kiss cheek because I don’t need a picture and you literally never leave
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Taco Bell Gremlin has appeared! What to do?
>Kiss cheek >Take picture >Ask to leave >Kiss on the lips

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hermidetta:
“h-huh? what do you mean, what’s up with me―”
“… … …”
how does she do it? faint while standing up, that is. “disease… gonna kill us all… updog…”
Oh, right, this was the one that was needlessly spooked out about everything, weren’t they? Sothis waved a hand in front of the other girl’s face.
“Helloooo? Are you still with me? Updog is not going to kill you. It is a joke! Has no one ever told you a joke before? You better wake up now! I am not going to have that teacher of yours lecture me about you dying in front of me!”
halfaknight:
And so began the battle of wills.
“Is that so? You sound like quite the expert.” his tone conveys genuine relief, and Ashe lets go of a breath he’d been holding. “If that’s the case, I’m sure if we can just get to a physician and you tell them about this Updog they’ll know exactly what to do.” he could certainly be of help when it came to common ailments, but unfortunately he wasn’t qualified to handle epidemics like the one that had taken his parents.
Ashe pulls out his map and runs his finger over it. “Aha! There’s an apothecary not too far from here!”
Either this brat of Byleth’s was the world’s most cunning person ever, or he really was foolish, naive and too nice for his own good. But, hey, if Sothis could deal with Byleth then surely she could take on an archer whose smile was too bright for the world!
“Yes, I am quite the expert! Do not be alarmed, though, I shall figure this out as soon as I can!”
Oh, and now he’s starting to try and find a physician. Maybe this has gotten a little out of hand. Quickly, Sothis held a hand up to stop him before he rushed them over there.
“W-Wait, aren’t you going to ask... What is ‘updog’? Surely you want a direct answer, yes?”