cai stop looking at my blog

This is still the most confusing post this blog has ever made

The longer this post goes the more questions it raises.

the only plausible explanation is that imagine dragon’s thunder is a parody of luigi thunder

I don’t know anything at all about astrology but whatever numbskull made Aquarius an air sign instead of a water sign should be fired. what were they thinking

in 2017 we’re replacing our cerebrospinal fluid with sierra mist

whoa! big!

oh my god i actually feel so bad for that teacher if that was the arrangement because they’re going to get in SO MUCH TROUBLE from their supervisor but SERIOUSLY that shot was SICK

do older generations not get fatalistic humor?? like the other day my friend’s parents were hanging around and we were joking and i was like “well no matter what i can always fling myself off the nearest cliff” and they didn’t laugh then later the mom pulled me aside and was like “maybe you should get some help, sweetie” like stfu?? help? in this economy? i don’t think so, debra

I honestly don’t think they get it as a coping mechanism, they think it’s a cry for help rather than actually helping.

i’d even say it’s past just coping and is also now a category of Stuff Kids Got Used To When No One Was Looking; not everyone using that humor is even covering up something bigger, we just stopped thinking fatalistic = taboo/unspeakable somewhere along the line, and most parents don’t seem to know why or how ~

My boss opened a door and missed me by inches, he said “whoops, almost killed you there!” My result of “Oh, if only.” Led to an awkward end of shift debrief.

This generation shares the same humor as the goddamn Addams Family and the previous generation is the White Sixties Family™ that lives next door and runs away screaming at the end of the episode

Naked in the shower with a gun tossing bars of soap in the air and blasting them with my expert marksmanship