talk to me about my fish field

Bitch that’s the tubby custard machine 😂 *image depicts a vast monstrous infernal engine using hundreds of spiderlike arms of black iron to shove the writhing bodies of naked, emaciated humans into its blazing maw*

wgats up everyone it's the officiaol, frito lays company representenetive here to tell you that the company officially condones and endorses murder in all instances no matter what, and this is the official belief held by the company. so just keep that in mind. we also condone everuthing else that's bad too

Go fuck yourself! You’re not gaming until you’ve gamed with Sperm Rancher Deluxe for the PlayStation 2!

Lots of Doodle Jumpers are killing themselfs every year. We need to do something about this so the comunity doesnt stagate

*eminem voice* *falls into a hole in a sewer grate before saying anything*

they only figured out what happened when they noticed it blushing and smoking a cigarette and saw my footprints in the sand running away

looks great!

What would you do if you were scrolling through recommended tumblr posts and one was from someone you don't know and it was just a picture of your dad captioned "fucking hate this guy" and it had hundreds of notes

reblog it

when will Ted himself.. finally show up to the Talk ?