annelie

you can access a different mode by washing your hair

Dahling you simply must read this book! It’s all about this devious little caterpillar who simply gorges himself on all manner of divine things

You could make a vent post about having no friends and it’ll blow up and people will start reblogging it just to say things in the tags like “#this would be me except I’m beloved in the community and every year all my awesome friends who would die for me come together and throw me a big surprise party because they adore me so deeply”

i bet it feels good as fuck to feel good

you can learn a second language as an adult but it has to be like a top 3 priority for you

in chess the queens can kill each other which is toxic yuri and the kings can never get within a square of each other which is doomed yaoi

(stepping onto someones elses 2 note vent post with my hand raised and my chest puffed out) i Also would like to kill myself

the way the dinosaurs were here for like 180 million years and we're just like ughhh rip to the monsters. now onto the main story of planet earth humanity. btw we're 3 seconds old