Excalibur Cat Lady

@ensignlouiserobson

Ensign Louise Robson of the Engineering department aboard the USS Enterprise.

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The cutest hello ever.

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This cat looks like it was sculpted out of frozen yogurt.

PERSONAL LOG

Stardate...erm...why can I never remember what it is?

Anyway, that date's not really important. It's the 8th November, so that means that it's my birthday. I'm 27.

[sharp intake of breath]

Twenty seven. Bloody Nora, I'm getting old.

Still no call from the parents, but honestly, I think I'm over it. I've got my family here. They can call me when they're over...whatever they were angry at me for.

It's nice to be spending a birthday with no alcohol. Last year hadn't been great, what with the holosuite incident and all, but I'm better. We all are.

Apparently, the boys have got me something incredible this year. I haven't seen them all day, so they must have something up their sleeves. Hopefully, me and Wil won't be drunk like last year.

[laughs]

Oh, that was funny. Wasn't at the time- we were wrecks at the time. But it's nice to be able to look back on a disaster and laugh. I have a feeling I'll be doing a lot more of that in the future.

End transmission.

#uss excalibur #happy birthday louise robson #i forgot #and then i was like OH HANG ON #something actually happy for once

I can just imagine whilst all hell is breaking loose on the ship Louise is sitting playing with all the puppies and kittens Luke somehow conjured up.

#ooc #she'd just be sitting buried in this pile of baby animals #laughing and smiling #and outside james and kitty have been kidnapped #uss excalibur

Sorry for the terrible quality, I can’t take in game photos, but here’s Wil, Louise and Kaan, Sims 4 version. They look nothing like their faceclaims sorry.

#ooc #sims 4 #also happy belated birthday #uss excalibur

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updating fanmixes and realising how much I've changed the character oops

#ooc #uss excalibur #oopsie diddles #seriously the picture was still jessica brown findlay #and i axed like 8 songs #and replaced some of them

jonesiethescienceofficer

guess whose cousin pestered them into getting a skype

ensignlouiserobson

I'm louise_small_31 feel free to add me (like all of you)

jonesiethescienceofficer

not convinced w/ Maureen tbh

(ens. Ellie Kershaw)

"sparkly gold skeleton mermaid"

(ens. T’Paila)

"electric siren teen idol"

???

no but this is surprisingly fun

[random aesthetic generator]

ensignlouiserobson

((minimalist hooded catholic nymph...I'm still trying to figure this one out...))

ondoinganevildeedblues

*sees a cat* *gasps loudly*

thisthattheotheryeah

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Mustard falls asleep like this anywhere and everywhere. Cones are often placed around him to stop people tripping over him.

#uss excalibur #mustard the cat #headcanon #ooc #mustard don't care #mustard don't give a shit

chiefengineeralette

hey friends do you think we should start a new story arc?

ensignlouiserobson

I'd love to but next week is where my holidays get busy so I might not be around much but I'll try to be active

jonesiethescienceofficer

MEMO to ALL: CODENAME BRIGHT EYES

This is totally important lieutenant business ok but who else has space eyes

ensignlouiserobson

I don't have pretty space eyes like yours. Mine are just very dark brown. I mean the editing probably doesn't help but yeah I wish I had pretty space eyes.

#hello #this is me #well #my eyes

OOC

Due to my exams starting in two weeks, I'll be going on a bit of a hiatus (more of a semi hiatus really). I may pop on occasionally, but until June 13th, I'll be mostly inactive.

#uss excalibur #just thought i'd let you know

[PM]

TO: Ens. Lyra, Wil

FROM: Ens. Ayfer, Kaan

i know you’ll get this whenever you wake up but i just wanna let you know that i love you to bits ok (and i know this bc i let you use my calves as feet warmers when we sleep bc dude your feet are fucking FREEZING) Like i dunno but recently...

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[PM]

TO: Ens. Lyra, Wil

FROM: Ens Robson, Louise

Are you alright Wil? I mean, it sounds great and of course I'd love to meet up with you tonight, it's just...are you sure you're alright?

#I'm so late in reblogging this #so #so sorry

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//After checking that the coast is clear, Louise enters the ships kitchen, and immediately grabs an apple pie from a fridge. She sits down and begins to eat slice after slice rather sadly and pathetically//

You know, if I’d realised that the adorable little kitten I…

ensignlouiserobson

//her communicator buzzes, catching her out mid chew. She swallows and checks the message//

Oh balls. It’s my fault, isn’t it? I’ve been so busy over the last 4 months that I’ve neglected him and now he hates me. He’s trying to stay away from me. That’s why he’s usually curled up with Kaan or Wil.

//she puts the pie away and lies face down on the floor//

I am a terrible owner.

[PM]

TO: Ens. Robson, Louise

FROM: Ens. Ayfer, Kaan

Looooouuuu where are you bc i can hear you beating yourself up about this like through the unanswered message ok

Mustard still loves you just like me and Wil if that’s what’s worrying you; he still makes a beeline for you the minute you walk through the door and trust me he’s almost irritating in his refusal to leave you alone it’s awkward as hell because he just stares Wil agrees with me: it’s adorable but we don’t wanna mentally scar Mustard or whatever

ensignlouiserobson

[PM]

TO: Ens. Ayfer, Kaan

FROM: Ens. Robson, Louise

I’m in the kitchens and I think I’m in need of a hug.

[PM]

TO: Ens. Robson, Louise

FROM: Ens. Ayfer, Kaan

Shit I’ll be there in just a sec ok

[MESSAGE SENT]

—-

Kaan quickly pockets his communicator and takes off at a sprint down the corridors.

Thank god the turbolifts are quick.

He nearly bowls over a few command lieutenants in his haste to get to the kitchen, but easily spots Louise. He manages to skid the last few feet on his knees (his nine year old self mentally high fives him for that move because wow that was smooth) but scoops Lou up in a bear hug.

He grunts a little as she squeezes the air out of his lungs, but lets her bury her face into his neck and keep the vise-like grip around his ribs. ”You okay?” he asks, though it’s muffled into her hair.

ensignlouiserobson

I’m just tired, y’know? It’s not the work that bothers me, it’s just running after Mustard the Escape Artist. I feel like I can’t look after him properly recently. It’s like he’s going through a rebellious teen stage and I’ve lost him. He wants to run around and hunt and be a cat but he can’t on this ship. I’d stick him in a holosuite but after last time, he’s not too keen on them. I’m just…I think this is the first time since I got him that I literally have no idea what to do.

Kaan pulls away slightly and cups her face in hands, forcing her to look up.

"Lou, seriously, you’re doing fine. We can plan this out properly later, but there are people on this ship, not just me and Wil, who could help look after him until we sort something out permanently…. In fact I’d bet anything that there’s a rec room that could be kitted out for him to explore! And if people hang ‘round in there anyway, then he’ll probably have constant supervision, right?”

ensignlouiserobson

Didn’t realise people liked me that much. It’s just, I don’t really want to make a fuss and…

Wow. I’m really making a mountain out of a molehill, huh?

"…I don’t think you are, Lou. I mean think about it-" he shifted slightly, resting his cheek on top of her head, "-I mean we’re floating through space in a big metal ship with only a couple of hundred people on board, sooo I guess if there’s ever a good time for an existential crisis-"

He glanced down at Lou’s unimpressed glare.

"Yeah, not helping. Seriously though, how can people not like you: you’re kind, and sweet, and cute as a button, and we-” he abruptly stood, and offered his hand to help her up, “-are gonna run off with some ice cream back to our room and cuddle with Mustard… Sound like a plan?”

ensignlouiserobson

That //she takes his hand and stands up// sounds like an excellent idea. You get the cat, I'll get the ice cream?

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//After checking that the coast is clear, Louise enters the ships kitchen, and immediately grabs an apple pie from a fridge. She sits down and begins to eat slice after slice rather sadly and pathetically//

You know, if I’d realised that the adorable little kitten I…

ensignlouiserobson

//her communicator buzzes, catching her out mid chew. She swallows and checks the message//

Oh balls. It’s my fault, isn’t it? I’ve been so busy over the last 4 months that I’ve neglected him and now he hates me. He’s trying to stay away from me. That’s why he’s usually curled up with Kaan or Wil.

//she puts the pie away and lies face down on the floor//

I am a terrible owner.

[PM]

TO: Ens. Robson, Louise

FROM: Ens. Ayfer, Kaan

Looooouuuu where are you bc i can hear you beating yourself up about this like through the unanswered message ok

Mustard still loves you just like me and Wil if that’s what’s worrying you; he still makes a beeline for you the minute you walk through the door and trust me he’s almost irritating in his refusal to leave you alone it’s awkward as hell because he just stares Wil agrees with me: it’s adorable but we don’t wanna mentally scar Mustard or whatever

ensignlouiserobson

[PM]

TO: Ens. Ayfer, Kaan

FROM: Ens. Robson, Louise

I’m in the kitchens and I think I’m in need of a hug.

[PM]

TO: Ens. Robson, Louise

FROM: Ens. Ayfer, Kaan

Shit I’ll be there in just a sec ok

[MESSAGE SENT]

—-

Kaan quickly pockets his communicator and takes off at a sprint down the corridors.

Thank god the turbolifts are quick.

He nearly bowls over a few command lieutenants in his haste to get to the kitchen, but easily spots Louise. He manages to skid the last few feet on his knees (his nine year old self mentally high fives him for that move because wow that was smooth) but scoops Lou up in a bear hug.

He grunts a little as she squeezes the air out of his lungs, but lets her bury her face into his neck and keep the vise-like grip around his ribs. ”You okay?” he asks, though it’s muffled into her hair.

ensignlouiserobson

I’m just tired, y’know? It’s not the work that bothers me, it’s just running after Mustard the Escape Artist. I feel like I can’t look after him properly recently. It’s like he’s going through a rebellious teen stage and I’ve lost him. He wants to run around and hunt and be a cat but he can’t on this ship. I’d stick him in a holosuite but after last time, he’s not too keen on them. I’m just…I think this is the first time since I got him that I literally have no idea what to do.

Kaan pulls away slightly and cups her face in hands, forcing her to look up.

"Lou, seriously, you’re doing fine. We can plan this out properly later, but there are people on this ship, not just me and Wil, who could help look after him until we sort something out permanently…. In fact I’d bet anything that there’s a rec room that could be kitted out for him to explore! And if people hang ‘round in there anyway, then he’ll probably have constant supervision, right?”

ensignlouiserobson

Didn't realise people liked me that much. It's just, I don't really want to make a fuss and...

Wow. I'm really making a mountain out of a molehill, huh?

#i'm so so so sorry that it's taken me forever to reply

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