[text] What do you want for your birthday?
[text] Are you sure itâs your birthday?
[text] So weâre keeping this a secret right? No one needs to know that youâve got no more youth left in you, right?
[text] I just heard a scream; did you find another grey hair?
[text] Youâll always be young at heart xx
[text] Arenât you a little old to still be celebrating getting old?
[text] Another year older, another year closer to death
[text] A very merry unbirthday to you!
[text] You are not allowed near the candles after last time!
[text] Do you really want balloons or do you just want helium?
[text] So how are we celebrating, gramps?
[text] YOUâRE SO OLD NOW!
[text] No party? Are you insane?
[text] I forgot to get you a present, but knowing me is enough of a gift
[text] Do I have to wrap it up?
[text] Iâve got your breakfast for your breakfast in bed ready but Iâm too scared to knock, are you awake?
[text] Do I count as a present?
[text] I forgot her/his present! What do I do?
[text] Heyyyyyyyy, how about we go halfsies on the card?
[text] Does she/he like flowers?
[text] I wasnât invited.
[text] Will there be a piùata?
[text] I heard there will be jelly wrestling and a bbq so Iâm in!
[text] What ever you do, DONâT ask her/him how old she/he is!
[text] I donât think the undead are allowed to have birthdays
[text] Birthday? You mean elaborate scheme to make me spend money on you
[text] I donât really want to do anything to celebrate, can we just have a calm day, please?
[text] Iâm taking you out to dinner! Thatâs it! Dinner and a movie!