life is simple in the moonlight.

So about a year ago me and my friend Nathan were walking around the “Pick-a-Part” in Clarksville Tennessee… We were searching for car badges and a spoiler to put on his trashy conversion van. While going through the lot we found what is probably the single greatest car to ever drive on any road in the world.

You are looking at… a Dora the Explorer themed gangster car… I’ve seen spongebob themed cars, Newport themed cars, sports team themed cars, but THIS.

trumps them all.

OH BUT IT GETS SO MUCH BETTER!!!!

You see… there has to be a reason that a car like this…

Would end up in the junkyard… SO me and Nathan did some looking around and tried to figure out why…

I still can’t believe the decals on this…. wait…

HOLD ON ONE FUCKING SECOND!

OH!

OH MY FUCKING GOD!

YES! SOMEONE ACTUALLY GOT SHOT WHILE DRIVING THEIR DORA THE EXPLORER CAR IN CLARKSVILLE TENNESSEE!

and i actually have a picture of it from its functioning days - this is dated 2012 -

parked in front of an adult store!

2017 Moon Phase Calendar by Christy Nyboer

Artist Christy Nyboer has illustrated a stunning calendar which chronicles the phases of the moon. Scientific, contemporary and beautiful, the calendar comes in three different colors, which is handmade. You can find it over on the Etsy shop Little Lark.

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