won't you be my happy thought?

The next person who tries to correct me when I say “Happy Holidays” is going to be told Happy Hanukkah instead. Very tired of hearing, “No, it’s MERRY CHRISTMAS.” I’m pretty sure Judaism was around a lot longer than your Buckstar’s boycotting butt, Karen.

can i add that saying “happy holidays” doesnt mean “not merry christmas” it means “i hope that whatever you celebrate is joyful and peaceful and a good time” like back tf up if you think otherwise

since Christmas is just an appropriation of Yuletide (a pagan holiday) and stole nearly its entire traditions from it, it would be very fitting to just say Merry Yule, or Happy Winter Solstice to those annoying christians.

wouldn’t it be great to be able to say “Merry Yuletide, may the Goddess bless you” without being scared of The Good Christians™ yelling at you and being hostile?

I like that one line in mitski’s song “Nobody” that goes like Venus, planet of love was destroyed by global warming because its like a smart metaphor for how people destroy love by asking for too much or smth like that and you are like yes she is the queen of lyrics but the thing is that is literally what happened to Venus the planet got too much CO2 in the atmosphere and it became hellfire so not only is mitski the queen of lyrics but also the queen of modern astrophysics