THE POWER OF MATH!

as requested by anon. note: some of these work better if one of the muses is pushed up against a wall. part two ( x ) and more angry ones ( x )

Angry

“Make me.”

“I dare you.”

“Bite me.”

“You think you can just run that pretty mouth of yours whenever you want?!”

“Wanna bet?”

“If you complain that it’s hot one more time, I’m going to give you a reason to sweat.”

“Prove it.”

“What’s in it for me?”

“If you bite your lip one more time, I’m going to do it for you.”

“Oh, well fuck me, then.”

“Shut up!”

“Yell at me again, and I’ll give you a real reason to scream.”

Flirty

“I wish we weren’t out in public…”

“Wow, you’re really strong.”

“Wanna go for a ride?”

“You sure can’t keep your hands to yourself…”

“Ah, I think I need a new bed.”

“Can you help me with my tie?” / “Can you zip up my dress for me?”

“You have really nice fingers…”

“Are we going downtown?”

“You should come by my place…I’ll give you the grand tour.”

“That outfit looks good on you. But, you’d also look good without the outfit.”

“What do you wear to bed?”

Awkward

“Do you have to eat it like that?”

“Uhm–t-those shorts look tight–”

“Hey, stop biting your lip…”

“Wha–is that a banana in your pocket?”

“You’re standing a little close to me…”

“Hey–you’ve got a little something on your face–”

“My keys are in my pocket. Can you get them for me?”

“Help me find the D? I mean, the variable–i-it’s math…”

“I just wanna grab your bu–hand. Grab your hand.”

‘ we have to be torch-bearers, casting the light so that we may see our path to lasting peace. ‘

‘ the only way to defeat fear is to tell it ‘no.’ ‘

‘ i stood alone. ‘

‘ nothing in here is every truly gone. ‘

‘ in my mind, you are dangerous. ‘

‘ i won’t make any trouble for you here. ‘

‘ i appreciate your faith in me. ‘

‘ i’m not here by accident. ‘

‘ i shouldn’t have kept it a secret. ‘

‘ you’re ranting. ‘

‘ i was dead for three minutes. ‘

‘ what’s the deal with you two? ‘

‘ what did he mean by that? ‘

‘ i could be your date. ‘

‘ i’m not who you think i am. ‘

‘ follow the music. ‘

‘ i want it to be the way it was. please, let it be the way it was. ‘

‘ i did choose you, but not for the reasons you think. ‘

‘ what do you wish for? ‘

‘ you helped start a war. ‘ 

‘ wow, is that a book? ‘

‘ i don’t want to say goodbye. ‘

‘ i’m not going anywhere. i’m gonna stay right by your side. ‘

‘ you’re making this very complicated. ‘

‘ my uncle plays in a beatles cover band; it hardly makes him john lennon. ‘

‘ snug as a bug in a rug. ‘

‘ how’s the patient? ‘

‘ i remember your arms around me. ‘

‘ i thought it was a dream. ‘

‘ i hope that wherever this finds you, you are well. ‘

‘ i was speaking hypothetically. ‘

‘ did you know i love you? i don’t think i told you enough. ‘

‘ you showed me. all the time. ‘

‘ how do you know it’s a monster? ‘

‘ the frontal lobe is overrated. it only contains memory and emotional expression. it’s completely unnecessary. ‘

‘ you’re always looking after me. ‘

‘ you know, just in case you want to have a feeling someday. ‘

‘ you’re siding with the enemy? ‘

‘ i love feeling feelings. ‘

‘ you seem conspicuously free from bruises. ‘

‘ i’ve learned to chose wisely. ‘

‘ they say confession is good for the soul. ‘

‘ we chose our own pain. ‘

‘ this is so fucking cool! ‘

‘ let’s do it! ‘

‘ there’s no place i’d rather be. ‘

‘ oh, suddenly you care about protocol. ‘

‘ you absolutely have a personality. ‘

‘ that’s what families do. ‘

‘ i believe in you. i love you. ‘

‘ you should be proud. ‘

‘ the damage is spreading. ‘

‘ in times of crisis, ignorance can be beneficial. ‘

‘ i’m feeling a lot of emotions right now. ‘

‘ but… i have to smile. and i feel angry. but I want to love. and i’m hurt, but there’s hope.  what is this? ‘

‘ you guys have fun. ‘

‘ dance with me. for science. ‘

‘ speak of the devil. ‘

‘ retreat is not an option. ‘

‘ i talk when i’m nervous. ‘

‘ as days go, this is a weird one. ‘

‘ please don’t hate me. ‘

‘ turns out you can con a con man. ‘

‘ sometimes, the only way to find out where you fit in is to step out of the routine. ‘

‘ you’re a nobody. ‘

‘ you’re not afraid of anything. ‘

‘ i’m not a soldier. ‘

‘ my whole life, i have never known a moment without fear. ‘

‘ you put on a facade. ‘

‘ i despite lurkers. ‘

‘ is that weird? ‘

‘ i can handle him. ‘

‘ groovy! ‘

‘ i barely have a job here. ‘

‘ i’m swallowing the urge to set the record straight. ‘

*mimics explosion*

‘ either way, i’ve hurt him. ‘

‘ i have this character flaw. i care too much about what other people think about me. ‘

‘ i will not be party to murder. ‘

‘ my mother never said anything to me unless she was criticizing me hair. ‘

‘ uh, wh-uh, wh-what-what do i say? ‘

‘ have you noticed that i talk a lot? ‘

‘ you’re dismissed. ‘

‘ i’m not sure if i believe in destiny. ‘

‘ hold still. ‘

‘ his career would be ruined. ‘

‘ the cosmos has lost its brilliance. ‘

‘ you sure you feel okay? ‘

‘ this was always my favorite time with you. ‘

‘ you’re gonna get yourself killed. ‘

‘ [name] and i fell in love after i told him to get lost. ‘

‘ better dead than one of them. ‘

‘ lies. ‘

‘ that doesn’t make any sense. ‘

‘ love isn’t logical. ‘

‘ it’s not like we have assigned seats. ‘

‘ i know i’m brilliant. ‘

‘ i feel okay. ‘

‘ you don’t know, do you? ‘

‘ are you trying to show everyone how smart you are? ‘

‘ you were in danger. ‘

‘ i’m going to have a lot of free time on my hands. ‘

‘ oh, so you do listen to me. ‘

‘ i love you. ‘

‘ death found me when i was a child. ‘

‘ i’d cut out your tongue and use it to lick my boots. ‘

‘ does that make me naive? ‘

‘ i am here to protect you. ‘

‘ do not regret loving someone. ‘

‘ you made me feel safe. you always did. ‘

‘ now who’s being sensitive? ‘

‘ don’t do anything that stupid again. ‘

‘ shit, you’re a captain? ‘

‘ i blew them up. ‘

‘ one tends to worry when they’re doomed to love a brilliant but reckless maniac who’s willing to risk his life for glory. ‘

‘ it’ll be okay. ‘

‘ what the heck… heck… hell? what the hell! hold your horses!

‘ you may not care about you, but i do. ‘

‘ you’re saying you’ll actually sit through that with me? ‘

‘ you’re a very tall man. ‘

‘ may i say, you are astonishingly grounded for having endured seven months of torture. ‘

‘ why would you apologize for a random act of physical interaction? ‘

because we as a species were so lonely and we wanted friends so bad, we wanted to meet other species and we wanted to talk to them and we wanted to learn from them and to stop being the only people in the universe

and we started realizing that things were maybe not going so good for us— we got scared that we were going to blow each other up, we got scared that we were going to break our planet permanently, we got scared that in a hundred years we were all going to be dead and gone and even if there were other people out there, we’d never get to meet them

and then

we built robots?

and we gave them names and we gave them brains made out of silicon and we pretended they were people and we told them hey you wanna go exploring, and of course they did, because we had made them in our own image

and maybe in a hundred years we won’t be around any more, maybe yeah the planet will be a mess and we’ll all be dead, and if other people come from the stars we won’t be around to meet them and say hi! how are you! we’re people, too! you’re not alone any more!, maybe we’ll be gone

but we built robots, who have beat-up hulls and metal brains, and who have names; and if the other people come and say, who were these people? what were they like?

the robots can say, when they made us, they called us discovery; they called us curiosity; they called us explorer; they called us spirit. they must have thought that was important.

"You're gonna be fine, okay? You... You'll be fine."

"No. Oh, no. No no no. This can't happen. No. You can't die."

"Shush, just concentrate on staying awake, okay? Don't sleep."

"Oh my god... Don't give up! You can't give up!"

"You can make it through this. I know you can. Y-you have to..."

"Where did they shoot you!? Where did they sh-- Oh... Oh, god... Oh please no..."

"The doctor explained everything to me... I... I can't just let you go like this. I need you."

"Oh, god. Please be alive. Please still be alive."

"There's nothing they can do. I-- I'm so sorry."

"No. They're wrong. They're wrong, okay? You're not gonna die."

"Please, fight this. You have to fight it. You have to live."

"Don't die... Don't die on me. Please..."

"Listen to my voice, okay? I need you to stay with me. I'm bringing you to the hospital."

"I wish I could tell you everything was going to be fine..."

"Come on, now. You've lived through worse than this. Just... Just live through this too."

I really love

LOVE