“You seem like a cool guy”

😂😭😭😭😭 This was a masterpiece

If he pooped an average of once a day, he died when he was 13ish o.o

I’ve never related to anything more

college in a 17 second montage

this always appears when it is most relevant to my life at the current time. Nice to know it’s not just me

boss shit

michael cera: *blows on a dandelion* dandelion: hey…………………………. :( michael cera: *starts crying*

doctor: ur acne is being caused by stress Me: so it’s incurable :/ doctor: no! You just need to find a way to relax and stop being stressed Me: so it’s incurable :/

a game show where a toddler has to choose between a cheque for a million dollars or a small basket filled with $8.14 worth of dollar store toys and in the corner of the tv you can see their parents in a locked sound proof room watching from a screen and screaming the whole time