#extradirty
Sade Olutola
noise dept.
@theartofmadeline
TVSTRANGERTHINGS
Show & Tell
PR's Tumblrdome
oozey mess
todays bird
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
One Nice Bug Per Day
Not today Justin
Kiana Khansmith
d e v o n
Cosimo Galluzzi
blake kathryn
Mike Driver
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@enemy-a-n-emone
Trying to do a morning run around the island was a mistake
ADDENDUM:
My dear that’s not good... (◕︵◕) You’ll need to rest a long while before attempting to do that again, it’s not healthy to exert yourself so much...
Would you like to see the koi while you wait? I am getting ready to bring them up, and making sure the feisty ones like Mark Zuckerberg don’t escape. I have the fish food ready too if you are ready to try hand-feeding them! (づ｡◕‿‿◕｡)づ
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@enemy-a-n-emone We both have a creature in our fields who is looking up at god
ADDENDUM:
They are in love... just as you and me are. ❤ (ɔˆз(ˆ⌣ˆc)
@enemy-a-n-emone
Hug..?
ADDENDUM:
(っ˘з(˘⌣˘ ) ♡
✿
✿ - an old memory
Oh dear ... are you alright, luv?
ADDENDUM:
✿
✿ - an old memory
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Mark is trying to live in the couch again while Jessie became the counter guardian
What is wrong with you people
ADDENDUM:
Can I take the bathtub? (─‿‿─)
Wh
Why do you want the bathtub ??
ADDENDUM:
Yes 💖
Mark is trying to live in the couch again while Jessie became the counter guardian
What is wrong with you people
ADDENDUM:
Can I take the bathtub? (─‿‿─)
Send my muse a deadly sin and they’ll confess to something they’ve done related to that sin.
For reference: pride, greed, gluttony, lust, envy, sloth, and wrath.
Daily fish fact: You're perfect 💙
- N.Trivia
😳
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Force my Muse to Spill their Secrets
🌧- For a heavy, emotional secret
🙃- For a lighter, slightly embarrassing secret
🌟- For a secret wish or desire of theirs
🍏- For something they secretly wish didn’t exist
🍎- For something they secretly wish did exist
❤️- For a secret crush
📲- Talk about someone/something you dislike, but only pretend to like
👁🗨- Talk about someone/something you like, but pretend to dislike
🍻- For something bad/mischievous you did as a child or teen that your parents don’t know about
🌜- For a ‘weird’ habit or tic that no one knows about
💃- For a talent that they like to keep hidden from others
🏹- For a talent they wish they had
👻- For something that scares or disturbs them, but they refuse to tell anyone
☢️- For a controversy or scandal they have been able to keep mostly under wraps
🐇- For a secret item they keep (stuffed animal, comfort object, etc)
📒- For a secret journal/diary they keep (Bonus: Share an entry from it!)
📔- For a secret sketchbook they keep (Bonus: Share a sketch or doodle within it!)
🖤- For something they secretly wish they could do with your muse
❓- Free Space! Ask them about a specific secret!
Monstrous Headcanons:
Because we can’t all just put brains in jars to see how they tick.
♦ - HOARD - something that is precious to them ✿ - DECAY - an old memory, from childhood perhaps ⚔ - DUEL - a meeting or relationship that was important to them ♥ - STAKED - a jarring event, something that changed their life/outlook ∇ - TOMBSTONE - who they are versus who they appear to be ☼ - DAYSTAR - a secret they don’t want coming to light ☂ - THUNDERSTORM - a difficult or miserable time in their life ⚖ - SCALES - how well they balance their good and bad impulses ϟ - LIGHTNING - something they thought they’d left in the past, returned ☢ - BIOHAZARD - the most dangerous thing about them to others ♬ - DIRGE - a habit, hobby, or obsession they can’t seem to shake ■ - LAIR - where they live, work, or spend most of their time ☠ - DEATH - the closest it’s come to touching their life
Ask on-anon or off!
Here is a funney fish fact for the day my dear! Octopuses sometimes like to slap around passerby fish for no reason other than their own amusement. ~ 🐠
Oh I love that
They choose violence just because they think it's funny
It is funny Nicki!
I WAKE UP AND CHOOSE VIOLENCE EVERY DAY!
Maybe I'm an octopus!!
@enemy-a-n-emone You might want to check this
ADDENDUM:
Well, that is also some facet of human behavior I think, not full cephalopod behavior.
But if you do wish to be full octopus, Miss Gague, that can be arranged... ⊂◉‿◉つ
I WANNA BE AN OCTOPUS BABEY!!!
ADDENDUM:
That’s good to hear... ☆(◒‿◒)☆ Have you already a specific species in mind?
Maybe Enteroctopus dofleini? I think that would suit you well... .ʕʘ‿ʘʔ.
I’ll go analyze my specimens to see if there’s anything extra I should keep in mind. More arms to hold more explosives, yes? 😉😜
Here is a funney fish fact for the day my dear! Octopuses sometimes like to slap around passerby fish for no reason other than their own amusement. ~ 🐠
Oh I love that
They choose violence just because they think it's funny
It is funny Nicki!
I WAKE UP AND CHOOSE VIOLENCE EVERY DAY!
Maybe I'm an octopus!!
@enemy-a-n-emone You might want to check this
ADDENDUM:
Well, that is also some facet of human behavior I think, not full cephalopod behavior.
But if you do wish to be full octopus, Miss Gague, that can be arranged... ⊂◉‿◉つ
Fear-Themed Headcanon Questions
Send one (or a few) to my muse and they’ll answer:
Spiders: Does your muse squish bugs or put them outside? The Dark: Did your muse sleep with a nightlight as a child? Snakes: Would your muse ever keep an unusual/exotic pet? Blood: What’s the worst injury your muse has ever had? Clowns: Does your muse prefer comedy? Or horror? Mirrors: What is your muse’s least favorite thing about their appearance? Tight Space: Does your muse ever feel that they’re not living up to their own potential? Closet Monsters: Does your muse hide any aspects of their personality/life from others? Crowds: What does your muse think of big cities? Death: Name one thing your muse has lost that they wish they could get back. Ghosts: Has your muse ever seen something they couldn’t explain? Needles: Does your muse have a strong stomach? Curses: Does your muse believe in good/bad luck? How about karma? Heights: Is your muse a risk-taker? Solitude: Name 3 things your muse couldn’t live without. Fire: Would your muse rather be very cold, or very hot? Failure: Has your muse ever given up on an important dream? Abandonment: How would your muse win back someone who left them? The Unknown: Is your muse a philosophical person? Boogeyman: What position does your muse sleep in? Falling: What does your muse think about falling in love or commitment? Change: What was a turning point in your muse’s life? Disease: What does your muse do on a sick day? Number 13: Does your muse believe any superstitions? Noise: Name one sound your muse finds absolutely unbearable. Insects: Name something your muse finds gross or annoying. Dolls: Has your muse ever collected something? Getting Old: Would your muse rather live 50 years loved, or 200 years alone? Social Phobia: Does your muse consider themselves an outgoing person?
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My friend really wants to punch you in the face
What do I care?
To be honest I doubt they could reach that high in the first place
Never underestimate your enemies, Nicole. I may be 7'5 " ft tall, but you never know, your secret enemies could always be 8' ft tall. It's very common.
YOU'RE HOW TALL ????
I need to sit down oh my god-
ADDENDUM:
7′5 -> 75
tall starts with t
two also starts with t
8 - 2 = 6
75 - 6 = 69
hehehehehehheheeh 69
Horrific Headcanons part 2
Since it’s one of my most popular memes, here is a part 2 to THIS meme, all about RP muse headcanons that are dark, angsty, or horror/scifi-related!
😇 Does your muse pretend to be innocent if they’ve done something wrong? 😈 Are they a deceitful person, and do they see themselves as such? 👁 Have they ever been a stalker, or been stalked themselves? 👀 What is the most disturbing thing they’ve ever seen? 😴 Would they ever choose to die in their sleep? Why or why not? 😡 What would someone have to make them lash out in violent anger? 🎃 If they were to play a mean trick on Halloween, what would they do and who would be their target? 👥 Is there anyone they wish they had never met? 🤡 Do they have any phobias or irrational fears? ❌ Would they consider themselves easy to corrupt? Already corrupted? 🤞 What is one of the biggest lies they’ve told (or their most recent lie)? 🥀 How would they handle the death of a loved one? (optional: specify person) 🔫 Would they ever sacrifice someone in order to save their own life? 💣 Name one dangerous experience they survived. 🍗 Have they ever wondered what human tasted like? Or do they know? 🎵 If they were going to torture someone, what music would they play while they did it? 👨❤️💋👨 How would they react if the person they fell in love with turned out to be a criminal? 😍How would they react if the person they fell in love with turned out to be non-human? 😪 Name one thing someone could say or do to make your muse cry. 🦋Would they choose to die if it meant they’d come back as someone stronger? 👄If your muse had the ‘kiss of death’, would they ever use it? 🗣When is the last time they yelled at someone in anger? 🍼 Would they have a family with someone who was not of the same species/human-ness as them? 👤 If they could switch bodies or lives with any one person, who would it be? 👽What would they do if they witnessed an alien ship crash landing? 🤑Would they commit a brutal murder if it meant they would become rich? 👣Do they believe in Bigfoot? What about other legendary creatures? 💥If the world were ending, would they be satisfied with their life? 🔥 In a fire, they can only save three things (including people). Who/what do they save? 🍷 What would they do if someone slipped them a slow-killing poison? 😱When was the last time they were shocked or startled? 🦉Could they stay calm lost in the woods all night by themselves? 🐲Were they afraid of monsters under the bed as a child? 🎧How would they react after hearing an unexplained sound while home alone? 🏡How much would they have to be offered to live in a haunted house for a month? 🙀Do they believe animals have extra senses that people don’t? 🔪What do they think is scarier: a killer with a gun, or a killer skilled with a knife? 👻If they were a ghost, what methods would they use to haunt someone? 🔮They have a premonition that something terrible will happen to them. How do they handle the situation? 🔭Do they have a fear of the unknown and things they can’t explain?
