Bruh

love it when my friends say "you would do numbers on Tumblr" buddy I am on Tumblr. and the number is 3

i know its the middle of summer when i have a breakdown about who i am and the passage of time

what's your "if I won the lottery I wouldn't tell anyone but there would be signs" thing? mine is getting a fully green kitchen

would love to show ancient romans the sheer number of them that are portrayed by british people in shows about rome today. this would do psychic damage to cicero i think

it's so fucked that they're keeping katie ledecky on land to keep winning olympic medals instead of releasing her back into the ocean

counterpoint: she was born in land-locked washington DC, therefore she is clearly a freshwater creature. release her into the potomac.

Ever since I was a little girl I always wanted to get hit by a car in a way that would make me a lot of money