SCIENCE, bEE-aTCH!

til abanonded footwear has its own wikipedia article for some reason

which is not nearly as cool as the phenomenon of abandoned staircases being discovered in national forests all around the world

but also not nearly as creepy as all the detached human feet regularly discovered off the coast of canada!

You know there’s probably a connection between the detached feet and the abandoned shoes.  Like something finds the feet inedible and spits them out like sunflower seeds, but without the body the feet sort of slip out and they get separated

tag yourselves I’m great weed area

Strength-based half-caster, with a focus on tactics and the divine! Sounds like my bloodhunter minotaur 👀…. accurate

Int Full Caster with a focus on melee weapons and the Natural

yeah this is one of those posts where you read it, scroll down, then go wait shit thats fucking hilarious and scroll back up to reblog

this is the kind of prank we need more of.

The person who writes the song is the real musician, while the singer is his/her instrument

This was submitted by the Phantom of the Opera.

If you press the clitoris and the g-spot at the same time the vagina takes a screenshot

HEY WHAT

fuck you. fuck you. fuck you fu.ck you fu c k u ouj fucK YOU FUCK YOU

#its like the onion  #with an added element of ‘how can you eat an onion if cutting them makes me cry’