Ender's Library

Seeing this and looking at my shitpost turned coherent story waiting to be made in the corner

I know you're right but the problem is ny brain keeps running out of the damn magenta ink and refuses to just use the black one, it has to be magenta because asthetic apparantly

Instead of a spectrum can we just start calling writing a metronome because it just goes back and forth but there's no inbetween

“really?” I say to inanimate objects that are not working like they usually do

“Stay.” I glare at inanimate objects that continuously fall over

“Thank you!” I say exhasperatedly to the inanimate objects when they do finally work right/stay put

“Sorry! I say to the table I bumped into

“SHHH” I say to the inanimate object that keeps making noise

“Yeah, yeah, I’m coming,” I huff at the persistent kitchen timer.

“why are you like this?,” I grumble at the inanimate object that is doing it again

“Please don’t yell at me,” I say to the inanimate object that is making vague beeping/the- function-you-attempted-didn’t-work noises

“Good job!!” I say to the inanimate object that has completed the task it was created to do.

“It’ ok, you can do it,” I say to the inanimate object that is getting older and making Noises, but still able to complete its function

“Don’t make me come over there,” I threaten the inanimate object that is making troubling noises that usually proceed a catastrophic failure.

“ shut up, I’m coming!” I grumble at the insistent microwave when it is done not cooking my food very well.

“what’s wrong with you?” I say between gritted teethe to the inanimate object i failed to troubleshoot. one more and I will scream.

“yes yes I know, Im late, will you quiet down” I say to the alarm thats been ringing for the past fifteen minutes

"Can you just..." i say to the inanimate object that i am desperately trying to get to cooperate with me