minecraft sideblog

in the minecraft world do youthink people would use "they dug straight down" as code for someone dying

inthe minectraft world they would say someone spawned with a diamond hoe insteadof saying they were born with a silver spoon

In minecrsft world they say “what the nether” insead of “what the hell” and alex is a butch lesbian

and alex is a butch lesbian yeah

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1000 days of minecraft hardcore survival but the YouTuber spends the first day getting some wheat seeds, a torch, a water bucket and a bed, carving out a little hole, sealing it up, and spending the entire time sat in the hole growing wheat for bread and sleeping

Alex and Steve Minecraft are t4t. Their deadnames? Adam and Eve. In this essay I will

Good news! Elementary schoolers of the modern day still believe this is part of vanilla minecraft. I have borne firsthand witness to these discussions.

the folkloric gate to heaven requires journeying to hell to get its building material

yo what's the handle of the fancy calligraphy guy can we get them over here that's a line

@theshitpostcalligrapher

wait i have a really really terrible and extremely inhumane experiment. i need to know if villagers in the nether still try to automatically sleep in beds