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“Yeah, I’m fine. I’m just making myself scarce, like I said. Look, I pissed off a lot of people, so I’m just, y'know… avoiding everyone. I made a lot of stupid decisions. So now, I just wanna find a quiet job, in a quiet land, away from Ooo.”

“Ah. And they banished you from Ooo? Harsh. I could get you a job, if you want-my shop travels, so getting far away shouldn’t be difficult.”

“Nah, I didn’t get banished. But yeah, I could really use a job. I’m still trying to sell dark hexes, but nobody seems to want to buy. I guess I can thank my bad reputation for that.”

“Either that or not focusing on work enough…but that’s beside the point. If you’re going to work in one of my stores, there are some things you need to know.”

“Oh geez, Tim, a catch? After all we’ve been through together? Ugh… Fine, what is it?”

“It’s not so much a catch as it is a warning. So you don’t go batshit crazy and kill someone.”

“Rrrrrrrright, okay, what is this warning, my man?”

“Well, first off-the display mannequins can handle shoplifters. Second-the door in always leads into the store, but that door is spread out all over the place. Across multiple worlds. You’ll be fine-it always leads back out to wherever the person leaving entered from.”

Sacha Trees and Spiders

“I’m sorry sir, but I am only able to tell you about the clothes. For anything else, you would need to speak with our lord. I’m terribly sorry.” Bowing, the mannequin melted into the floor, clothes and all. “You’re order shall be ready momentarily…” it’s voice echoed from nowhere.

“Yeah, I’m fine. I’m just making myself scarce, like I said. Look, I pissed off a lot of people, so I’m just, y'know… avoiding everyone. I made a lot of stupid decisions. So now, I just wanna find a quiet job, in a quiet land, away from Ooo.”

“Ah. And they banished you from Ooo? Harsh. I could get you a job, if you want-my shop travels, so getting far away shouldn’t be difficult.”

“Nah, I didn’t get banished. But yeah, I could really use a job. I’m still trying to sell dark hexes, but nobody seems to want to buy. I guess I can thank my bad reputation for that.”

“Either that or not focusing on work enough…but that’s beside the point. If you’re going to work in one of my stores, there are some things you need to know.”

“Oh geez, Tim, a catch? After all we’ve been through together? Ugh… Fine, what is it?”

"It's not so much a catch as it is a warning. So you don't go batshit crazy and kill someone."

Sacha Trees and Spiders

“A fine choice, sir.” the mannequin said, noting Kenneth’s choice. “If you are looking for a different shade, we offer an instantaneous dye of your choice, free of charge.”

“Ah…” Kenneth said with surprise, though he expected the mannequins to speak, he still had somehow not been prepared for it. “Are there any shorter robes, or.. Maybe something with a medium length skirt?” He asked it.

“Of course, but if its combat effectiveness you’re worried about, I can assure you there is no need.” it replied, smiling as best it could with a wooden face. “The master has personally tested every article on display in intense combat. They display only those that make the cut. However, alterations can be made for a customers preference.”

"I'm sorry sir, but I am only able to tell you about the clothes. For anything else, you would need to speak with our lord. I'm terribly sorry." Bowing, the mannequin melted into the floor, clothes and all. "You're order shall be ready momentarily..." it's voice echoed from nowhere.

kinkshaming? no, i said kingshaming. fuck you, king george iii

Sacha Trees and Spiders

“A fine choice, sir.” the mannequin said, noting Kenneth’s choice. “If you are looking for a different shade, we offer an instantaneous dye of your choice, free of charge.”

“Ah…” Kenneth said with surprise, though he expected the mannequins to speak, he still had somehow not been prepared for it. “Are there any shorter robes, or.. Maybe something with a medium length skirt?” He asked it.

“Of course, but if its combat effectiveness you’re worried about, I can assure you there is no need.” it replied, smiling as best it could with a wooden face. “The master has personally tested every article on display in intense combat. They display only those that make the cut. However, alterations can be made for a customers preference.”

“Yeah, I’m fine. I’m just making myself scarce, like I said. Look, I pissed off a lot of people, so I’m just, y'know… avoiding everyone. I made a lot of stupid decisions. So now, I just wanna find a quiet job, in a quiet land, away from Ooo.”

“Ah. And they banished you from Ooo? Harsh. I could get you a job, if you want-my shop travels, so getting far away shouldn’t be difficult.”

“Nah, I didn’t get banished. But yeah, I could really use a job. I’m still trying to sell dark hexes, but nobody seems to want to buy. I guess I can thank my bad reputation for that.”

“Either that or not focusing on work enough...but that’s beside the point. If you’re going to work in one of my stores, there are some things you need to know.”

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Sacha Trees and Spiders

"A fine choice, sir." the mannequin said, noting Kens choice. "If you are looking for a different shade, we offer an instantaneous dye of your choice, free of charge."