the scene where I swallow your heart

my hobbies include being right and petting other peoples cats

WHILE YOU WERE HAVING PREMARITAL SEX I WAS ALSO HAVING PREMARITAL SEX BUT IN A COOL WIZARD TOWER

you scare me (compliment)

I just can’t believe we’re expected to interact with people normally after the past two years as if my sanity hasn’t cracked like a fucking glow stick

oh to be a pirate, being gay, doing crime, causing problems for the government for fun

physically i am here but mentally i am having a picnic with my lover in a strawberry field

me: *doesn’t hear what you’re saying* yeah

why would you Reblog my posts. are u flirting with me

you just dont see chalk outlines like you used to

obsessed with when my mutuals get their schoolwork done. Whooo im cheering for u

unfortunatyely im displaying behaviours. and acting in ways

ahehehehe!! Weeeeeeeeee!!! ^w^ *holding your hand and skipping with you as we are hunted for sport*