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Clawen valetine headcanons for valentimes day ?π₯Ήππ
so this depends a lot on era. Iβll break it down for each
island era
claire is completely valentineβs day apathetic and sees it only as a marketing opportunity. she organizes a bunch of corny stuff like themed dinosaur merch, special vacation packs, the restaurants having specials, etc.
owen bothers her more than ever for those two weeks of febuary. he jokes about taking her to try the restaurant specials but heβs only joking if she says no. he absolutely wants to do it, heβs just too nervous about the possible rejection if he outright asks. but itβs a catch 22 because claire is never going to say yes if she thinks heβs just messing with her like usual
like many things, owen is also valentineβs day apathetic EFC (except for claire). he doesnβt generally care about the concept but her existence kind of lobotomizes him. itβs one of those things where heβs like oh okay guess thatβs happening next week. until he thinks about it a little longer and realizes that if he does nothing one of the billion guys in her office will probably send her flowers and sheβll fall in love instantly and send owen an invite to her stupid weddings so he sprints to the gift shop to buy her a stupid pink dinosaur so he can be the first one to send her anything because if any clown is going to charm her in this circus it will be HIM!
and she is charmed but island era claire will die before admitting that. sheβs tuff shit. the ice queen persona is very serious to her. shes all βThank you, Mister Grady πβ but sheβs kicking her feet a little on the inside. based on my personal thoughts and what we can infer from canonical material like EoC, she is very much someone who was excluded from this growing up (because they all thought she was an autistic loser) so itβs a very novel thing. she pretends her standards are high but the actual bar is in hell. love her sheβs experienced nothing but suffering.
in my island timeline, the date happens a few months prior to the indominus. it just doesnβt make sense to me for it to be a long time before. this places it in june/julyish so unfortunately no super awkward post-date v-day. but owen comes to the island and meets her some time in 2012 so theyβll have 3 in this period (2013,14, and 15).
βtogether for survivalβ era
in my personal interpretation of the facts, there will be 2 of these. 2016 and 17. theyβre broken up during february 2018.
v-day 2016 has the unfortunate timing of being absolutely surrounded by legal jargon. the trials have barely begun and are taking up so much emotional capacity.
itβs owenβs excuse to drag her away from doomspiralling though. heβs like claire you have to pay attention to me itβs valentineeesss. and it works somehow. she puts the emails down for a night.
itβs a very lowkey night both because the relationship is very new and because there are paparazzi following their every move. claire in particular quite the celebrity. itβs really just a dinner date. and of course owen makes a quip like wow this is our best date yet and claire is like this isnβt a date and owen is like yes it is and they argue about that for an hour.
v-day 2017 has a way better mood. the trial is still on-going but owenβs not needed anymore and claire is rarely needed. i see early 2017 as the calm before the storm. theyβre at their peak still.
more than anything, itβs just an excuse to have a date night. something exactly like they wouldβve done last month but itβs special because itβs valentineβs day you see.
claire would try to start it somewhat high brow with dinner at 7pm. but I do think theyβd some how end up drunk and bumbling around town until 2am. in my head claire is a lightweight so the moment she starts on something owen knows itβs time to switch to water and chaperone. sheβs a very specific type of drunk I can only explain as very supportive drunk girl in the club bathroom. very endearing. owen thinks itβs cute.
break up era
this is only 2018 v-day. and itβs a really miserable day. claire is at the dpg working until midnight (sheβs probably passing out on her desk) because she doesnβt want to have a single thought and owen is getting wasted. and not funny haha wasted but like black out on the floor wasted.
post-maisie era
and then we reach every v-day post 2018. I think they get pretty uniform at this point because well. theyβre a committed couple. not much changes from year to year.
and I think itβs overall a pretty domestic day. sometime that week owenβll get flowers for the vase in the kitchen, because claire loves a centerpiece, and thatβs something nice for everyone to look at. they buy chocolate. not necessarily for each other but because itβs a great excuse to do so. claire would love those stupid pretentious fancy chocolates I fear. you can take the girl from the penthouse but not the penthouse from the girl. owen and maisie are really easy to please milk chocolate enjoyers
a lot of the day is spent with maisie because well thatβs their daughter who lives with them. she thinks theyβre gross and disgusting but is more lenient about voicing this on v-day. thatβs her gift to them #generous. after maisieβs down theyβd spend the rest of the evening together like usual. maybe more physically affectionate to really indulge. but like. idk theyβre already glued at the hip in established relationship material weβre given. I donβt know what else they can realistically Do barring crystal gem fuse together.
I donβt really see them as super romantic about it. I donβt think theyβre ever writing massive declarations of love or counting down the days. I think theyβre both very subtle people who are bad at being open and vulnerable with anyone (but hey. theyβre getting better!). but they acknowledge it. theyβre fully committed to this pseudo-marriage theyβve got going on. theyβll take an excuse to tastefully indulge
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