my gen z manager being so excited for her date with a he/they lesbian is the work life i deserve actually

the chapter i have to post tomorrow has been biting me in the ass for so long i’ve been pushing it off and now it’s DUE help—

i love when people know their worth haha i just said to a friend she should do well with presenting her thesis to a jury bc she talks well and has a lot of charisma and she answered by “yeah that’s what i think too”

my toxic trait is only caring about fandom and that’s why i have spreadsheets and that the only strong password ive got is for my ao3 account (all of my other passwords are compromised) (im still not doing shit to change that)

yo work crush was acting like a sick puppy so proud to show me what’s he’s been doing lmao i wish i could have patted him on the head tbh

thinking about exes to lovers rosekiller instead of letting hatred for my coworker consume me 💆‍♂️

the pure hatred and disgust that consume me when i see my coworker must be studied