enbygal

yaouch! that hurts me when you hit me until I'm blood

when you think about it, unleashing a plague of frogs is fucking hilarious

two full years ive spoken to this coworker and i didnt know she had horses until today how do you go a single conversation without bringing up your horses that would take unimaginable restraint on my part and ive never even wanted a horse. i see a rabbit in the garden that frequently has rabbits and thats the first thing i have say to everyone all morning

happy pride month to everyone who cant pick a consistent label. we may not know what flags we're waving at the pride parade but we're at the party anyways babey.

I cheat at the casino by secretly not having an attachment to material wealth

As a kid, I wasn’t allowed to touch the hot stove with my bare hands. But now I get to do it whenever I want

(badly flirting) babygirl are you an angel from heaven? would you like to become one.

gender goals: Person Your Dying Brain Is Hallucinating In Your Final Moments To Ease Your Passing

blue raspberry is fucked up cause it doesn't make sense but then u taste it and it Does taste like if a raspberry was blue

my cursed sword doesn't even tell me to kill people anymore it keeps begging me to put on a skirt and tights

I already know I'm a girl dickhead I just like wearing pants

look it says gullible on my boobs

Pee changing color depending on ur hydration is very intuitive game desigm

We make fun of steampunk and mock it but imagine if there really were marvelous devices

yo girl are you the only ten i see, fuck i fucked it all up didnt i

You know what dahling lets indulge a bit, pour me another glass of pussy.