noise cancelling headphones aren’t enough i need everyone to die

*keeps my cards close to my chest but they’re all facing the wrong way so everyone can see them anyway*

thank you everyone for loving my beautiful baby girl I told her she was famous on the internet and she just stared at me as her single brain cell bounced around her peanut brain

I fucked up so badly on this sudoku page no ones ever gonna wanna have sex with me

[ID: An embroidered version of the painting of Saturn/Kronos eating his child. The colors are slightly brighter than in the painting, closer to orange than brown. End ID]

when camus said the literal meaning of life is whatever you're doing that prevents you from killing yourself

i love to be the one person on the bus who is crying