dreams and phosphenes...

Wolverine Dwight

when your creators forget to give you a way to leave your own fucking house

Sounds like Sims…

He is capable of astral projection why would he ever leave? He can possess a Tibetan sherpa if he wants to feel the wind in his hair again - or feel his hair.

Yeah,but sometimes you just wanna get out and stretch your legs, you know?

I’m in tears…

Talk shit get hit.

best delivery of a verbal bitch slap in cinematic history.

The 11:59 pm deadline ain't no joke in college.

listen to me. look me in the eyes. that blackboard link will close on your procrastinating ass

Whoever is running her social media needs a fat fucking raise and possibly a parade.

Jesus.

You know what… Take my $1.37… I want my PBS. Take my $.46… I am all for federal funding of art programs. Take my $.46… I love my museums, colleges, and libraries. Take my $.11… I support developing minority businesses. Take my $.66… I am for entrepreneurship and innovation. Take my $1.60… I want us to export more goods overseas. Take my $0.43… I would like to see more American manufacturing. Take my $0.88… I think community policing needs vast improvement. Take my $1.48… I support programs for women. Take my $1.55… I believe in due process for all. Take my $0.48… We need a civil rights division in the justice department. Take my $0.38… I think we need to defend our Mother Earth. Take my $0.03… I know more work needs to be done for climate change. Take my $8.95… because we need more sustainable energy. Take my $2.71… we should reduce our carbon footprint. If saving these programs means I’m out $22.36 a year, I’m good with contributing my $.07 a day to save American jobs and these federal programs.

Not to mention id rather pay that then all the taxes we’re gonna have to pay for the wall

Especially since my parents sure as hell haven’t respected the presidents they’ve disagreed with.

#keeping them guns ready to slam down some justice (via biblionerd07)