this is the last year that we can make this stupid joke so im going to make the most of it and post it every day until 2020

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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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trying on a metaphor

if i look back, i am lost
Not today Justin
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this is the last year that we can make this stupid joke so im going to make the most of it and post it every day until 2020

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anyone who says they would rather be an avenger than a guardian is a fool. the guardians go on constant outer space adventures with a talking tree set to 70’s dad music. plus they all love and would literally die for each other. what do the avengers do? assemble for five minutes then get into a walmart parking lot fight and never see each other again. fuck you.
Thor ghost wrote this
Justin’s (at the time) 2-year-old daughter decides to fight the moon
Justin: What about–?
Charlie: Fire is hot.
Justin: Fire is hot, that’s a great point. Salient and well-made.
Charlie: [singing] Mister sun, sun! Mister golden sun, please shine down on me!
Justin: Oh, the sun. [Charlie sings the same lines again] What do you think about the sun?
Charlie: It’s shining bright!
Justin: Mm-hmm. When does the sun come out?
Charlie: First–it–lights up the day!
Justin: And when does the moon come out?
Charlie: It’s at night.
Justin: What happens when the moon comes out during the day? [long pause] Now, I noticed you’re balling your fists up. What is that for?
Charlie: [long, high-pitched noise of consideration] Punch it!
Justin: You’re gonna punch the moon. [Charlie: Yeah!] Why?
Charlie: Because we’re knights!
Justin: We’re knights? [Charlie: Yeah.] Okay.
Charlie: Come on, Daddy, let’s fight the moon! [muffling sounds as she gets down]
Justin: Well. Um, I’m not sure we should fight the moon. It’s a very long way away. I’m–would– [Charlie babbles about the moon in the distance] Where’s the moon? Okay, she’s left the room. [Charlie makes punching sound effects in the distance] [Justin starts laughing] Can you punch the moon here, in the room with the microphone?
Charlie: [at a distance] Come on, Mommy!
Justin: Well, I guess that’s gonna do it for us. Um, is there anything else you’d like to say?
Charlie: Um…well. Look! Up there!
Justin: What do you see?
Charlie: On the bookshelf! [Justin: Uh-huh?] Look. There’s a present up there!
Justin: There’s a present up there? I don’t think so.
Charlie: Who is it?
Justin: You’re just…taking your headphones off now. Oh no, they’re falling apart. Okay, well let’s say goodbye. Say “bye-bye, Mommy.”
Charlie: Bye-bye, Mommy.
Sydnee: [at a slight distance] Bye-bye!
Charlie: Uh, that was a great podcast we did! Bye-bye, Daddy!
Justin: [laughing] Bye-bye, Charlie.
Charlie: We’re gonna punch the moon! [Justin bursts into laughter]
me and my sibling
cats be like please god let me out let me out right now i will die if you do not let me out please please please do you care about me do you care oh my god please let me back in im going to freak out please please i have to be in there again do you care do you care about me

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i think the crux of human misery stems from the fact that our skeleton just wants to sit around and accumulate dust in an ancient barrow (that is the innate imperative of all skeletal remains in-case you didn’t know) but our meat has its own agenda which creates this fundamental conflict of interests
my organs keep whining about self preservation , my bones? playing the waiting game
There is comfort in knowing the bones will win
ominous……
this was supposed to be funnier than it actually came out
youve done it! youve boiled being in your early twenties down to its bare essentials!
The one directly under her is like “she made me first”

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something about netflix castlevania felt really weird but oddly familiar in the way the story is medieval low fantasy and yet every character is not only speaking in a super modern way but constantly dunking on eachothers backstories, dropping f bombs with impunity, and going on 5 minute tangents on whether or not vampires really are killed by running water and I couldn’t put my finger on it until I realized they all talk like they’re players in a dnd campaign
Samantha Robinson’s dance audition for The Love Witch (2016)
Keanu Reeves in John Wick: Chapter 2
Dead at 105! Mac Conner

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*someone asks me to do something in my job, where i am paid to do things*
EVERYONE STOP AND LOOK AT THIS
Have you ever heard of Shaun Keenan? Probably not, but you have now.
Amazing art of dinosaurs in the wild American West? Yes please!
There’s so many he’s done and they’re all just the best aesthetic.
What I never knew I needed but a void has definitely been filled.
Go to his website and give some support!
http://shaunkeenan.com/
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