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Not cramping, but it’s very hard.

You’d see from the photos of my butt (one is attached for reference) that I have these big, thick lips of fat on either side of my cleft. It is really hard to access.

The best solution so far has been to wipe by putting one foot up on the toilet seat. That helps to open up the space, and somewhat bring my bum closer to my shoulder. But even that is getting tough.

I took a date out to dinner. I could barely get out of the car, and struggled to waddle 100 m to the restaurant. My belly sticks out a *long* way in front of me now, and my thighs and back ache from heaving it along.

The restaurant tried to change us to bar seating, so I made something of a scene in which I asked them if they “*really* wanted me to actually try to sit” on the bar stool.

We ended up moved to a booth, and we pushed the table against the opposite seat, and we sat next to each other, my belly touching the table.

I had every appetiser on the menu, three main courses, and two desserts, followed by a mess of pussy.

Photos taken after dinner follow.

190 pounds 2025–> 270 pounds 2026