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expedition 33 is a game about what would happen if you died and your family went insane fighting over your minecraft world you made when you were 12

Lady of shallot. Lady of onion. Lady of garlic. Lady of chives.

I’m gonna do it! I’m gonna do the dishes!

I did it! It sucked but I did it!

kill the imposter syndrome in your head because not only is there someone out there doing it worse than you, they’re also using chat gpt to do it

Having to clean the shower is so fucking annoying. It’s clean in there. That’s where I go to get clean. It’s clean dude trust me. Stop fucking growing bacteria and stuff man this is the clean locale. You’re embarrassing me in front of the sink

If you mess up a social interaction you can say "Failed Experiment" and move on

Cannot stress enough that you say this in your head

I hate the sound of babies crying, but I can't hate a baby. They've been here for like five minutes and approach this situation with an unhesitant attitude of "my needs are unmet and I am going to make it everybody's problem", and I respect that.