Emtree

Imagine: classic bloodymary fic with Simon somehow appearing in the biodome, Grace and Rocky befriending him, Simon relaxing into the life he deserves and feeling happy. Then, whatever got him there takes Grace one day, bonus points for it happening in front of Simon and Rocky. Simon and Rocky refuse to wallow in grief, desperately working to figure out how to get Grace back. They build a ship with capabilities to go get Grace and come back. They get close enough with it to hear Grace calling for help, telling them he’s running out of time. They pull a Carpathia, going faster than the ship was ever meant to go, risking their own lives. They arrive in time to save Grace, and when Grace hears about what they did he scolds them. Simon just says, “the devil himself couldn’t stop us from saving you, why would the ship?” Or something like that.

Just the idea of Grace, who everyone positions as the problem solver of fics, to be the one in distress saved by Simon, the one always in need of rescuing in fics, who’s never been given the chance to save a life.

im actually quite proud of this one

It’s been so long since I got to see a thing and think: wow yeah this could only happen on tumblr. This is one such thing and I had to contribute. Let Simon have a weird fucked up religious sorta relationship with Grace! This man has issues!! He’s never been off a space station!! The Hail Mary is literally as close as he could imagine as heaven!!!!!!

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Sure, literally everyone in this family, including Bruce, are publically out it's still normal to be afraid to come out and Bruce thinks he just needs an extra push.

He starts asking Duke things about his love life, starts saying shit like "I'm always here for you, you know that right?" and even resorts to dumbass shit like leaving little rainbow flags in places he knows Duke will find them.

Duke is freaking out.

Duke: guys, Bruce is acting really strange.

Jason: he's always acting strange. It's Bruce.

Duke: yeah but like extra strange

Tim: strange how?

Duke: idk man he's like, being strangely supportive. Like in a creepy way. And he keeps asking if I have a "lover" and what my type is. It's really weirdly invasive and I don't know what to do

Everyone:

Jason, starts laughing hysterically:

Dick: Duke-

Tim: oh my god.

Dick: Duke he-

Steph, wheezing: holy shit

Dick: Duke he thinks your gay and he's trying to see if you'll come out to him

Duke: but I'm not gay ????

Jason, still laughing: I think he just assumes any kid around him is some form of gay at this point

Damian: I suppose none of us are heterosexuals

So, Duke has to sit Bruce down and break the news that he is straight and exclusively likes girls. Bruce is surprised, thanks him for telling him and now says shit like "I know it's hard but we can get through this"

The kids love it.

Dick: That's correct, yes.

TSH: So, what was it Like Coming out? Was it still intimidating, even though you were surrounded by people just like you?

Jason: well, you see: most of us didn't really "come out" in the way people usually do. The only two that had a formal conversation with B was Tim and Duke.

TSH: Duke?

Duke, cuing up the tears: it was... really hard, being the only straight person in a house full of non-straight people...

Duke, sobbing dramatically: the hate I've faced as a straight man has been... ohhhh!

Duke, barely suppressing his laughter: I was so worried I was gonna be kicked out!

Tim, laughing, making up a lie: I had to tell Bruce that I liked women AS WELL AS men, just for Duke to be comfortable coming out as straight.

Bruce flipping a table covered in glass figures: YES! YES. BOYFRIEND! MY BOY HAS A LOVER.

Jason: Bruce this isnt a football game stop-

Dick pull out his phone: TIM GET THE FIREWORKS!

Tim on face time: What for?

Dick: Jay has a Boyfriend! ONE HE WANTS TO INTRODUCE TO THE FAMILY!

Tim: WHAT?! YES. GOD YES! I'LL GET MY GUY FOR THE FIREWORK SHOW READY IN A HOUR

Jason: Tim has spontaneous fireworks shows guy?

Damian: Of course, he does. He's not a barbarian. Why are we celebrating?

Jason: Oh, hey, Dami. Sorry to wake you up from your nap. Bruce and Dick are just being dramatic about meeting my boyfriend.

Damian: You have a paramour?

Jason: Yes I do. What's with the tone?

Damian: I'm just surprised anyone would agree to that type of relationship with you.

Jason: The hell is that supposed to mean!?

Damian: I hear you tell Harper once that you would only enjoy the pleasure of flesh and that you would never commit to a relationship. I assumed that meant you would only have brief lovers for debauchery.

Jason: Oh. Yeah I told Roy that but that was before I meet Danny. He's more then a one-night stand.

Damian: Hmm. What does this Daniel-

Jason: His name is Danny

Damian: No. What does this Daniel do for a living?

Jason: He's a brain surgeon

Damian dropping to knees and ripping his shirt from overwhelming glee: YEEEEEESSSS!!!! OH MY GOD, HE'S A BRAIN SURGEON!!! TODD IS BRINGING A BRAIN SURGEON HOME!!! THERE IS HOPE FOR THE BLOODLINE!! FATHER TELL DRAKE TO CALL HIS BOUNCR HOUSE DEALER. WE MUST CELEBRATE TO THE FULLEST!

Jason: This is why I dont bring anyone home. Bruce, you good?

Bruce foaming at the mouth: SON-IN-LAW BRAIN SURGEON.

Jason: Mmh-okay. You're too far gone. I'll have to put you down.

Dick: *Twitching on the ground overwhelmed by happiness*

The system takes notice. The Doctors Fenton are arrested. Jasmine Fenton finds herself fostered by a seemingly random Allen family.

Danny's grave is sealed box, lead lined to contain the unknown radiation contamination leaking off the corpse.

...

Danny jolts awake with a silent scream. It's dark except for the faint glow coming from his...his body is a burnt husk. How is he even seeing right now?

Danny pounds at the walls, feeling, especially pain, slowly returning as destroyed flesh slowly regenerates. The metal dents, warps, tears. Concrete breaks. Clay heavy, frozen dirt flows in and chokes him as he desperately digs his way out.

Danny crawls on the cold ground, coughing and vomiting a brackish mixture of rot, bile and dirt. His eyes focus for a second on the simple stone,

Danny Fenton

Beloved Son and Brother

Danny's stumbling from the graveyard, glow fading out of the visible spectrum as his body finishes regenerating. He's skeletal, half frozen, as he shakily makes his getaway.

Danny spots a foreclosure sign not far from the graveyard, the lock easily bypassed. He's in survival mode. If his parents-

Hot water goes cold as Danny scrubs himself raw again and again. Eventually he stumbles out to the kitchen, still naked, rummaging through the cupboards.

Danny forces himself to eat slowly, searching for anything that might be useful. He can't stay here long.

Clothes that sort of fit are located first, layered for practicallity. Then he finds a backpack, duffel bag, and refillable water bottle. Clothing, food, and a stash of cash are all thrown in.

Then there is Adrian, who knows the true, and has see the two of them been completly dorks, and replicate the scene of Lilo and Stitch uncontable times.

Rocky, poiting Grace to Adrian: He is touching me! He is touching me!

Grace, who has a finger just a milimeter over Rocky's suit: I'm not touching you.

Rocky, poiting more agressively: AAAAH! YOU ARE TOUCHING ME!

Grace, pretending to kiss Rocky: Not touching!

He is literally a blob, maybe one developing eye or maybe he is blind and has a little antenna. When he grows into a more mature eldritch being it will either fall off when his third eye develops or continue growing to eventually be used as a lure like an angler fish.

Due to cosmic shenanigans Constantine is watching over Danny during the equivalent of tummy time for the baby eldritch. The Flash being like he's so ugly, where can I get one? He keeps poking an annoyed Danny who decides he's had enough and inhales like Kirby and their speedster is gone.

Constantine: this is why you don't poke baby eldritch monsters, let alone one that's annoyed by you Speedsters who knows better than to mess with time.

Baby blob Danny: *drooling*

Constantine: don't worry, he's not eating him he's just using him as a teething toy. Once we burp him he'll throw the speedster right up and everything else he ate to chew on.

Jason goes attends a gala undercover to try and catch Vlad Masters red handed in his crimes.

While mingling with the crowd he met Danny, a lovely and everything Jason wants in a partner, so it was love at first sight. Through small talk, Jason finds he's a Fenton (another family that is under watch by the JL).

The problem? Vlad does not aprove of this and manipulate the Fentons (even Jazz, who's knows what the fruitloop is like) into not approving the possible relationship.

Vlad knows that Danny values his parents opinions and will cave in to their wishes, it's only a matter of time. And it's and perfect way to convince force Danny in becoming his son, and no way will Daniel marry someone he doesn't aprove of.

So now we have a bunch of misunderstandings happening and getting in the way and making the Waynes and Fentons hate each other, Jason and Danny trying the best they can to get together, and the internet watching this.

The best part? Some random dude saying in a post that Danny and Jason are so Romeo-and-Juliet coded it not even funny anymore. It spiraled from there and ended up with everyone thinking that they're the reincarnation of Romeo and Juliet.