Cain killing Abel

This is still funnier than any feature length comedy 

Now THAT’S the Christmas spirit!

this video is extremely good every single time i see it

Armor of Thorns Thursday

Toilets can handle our bountiful poops but can’t handle a little wet wipes. Grow up

i should call her

i hate how they market alexa as a ‘member of the family’ like that’s SO fucking blatantly insidious and terrifying also if i wanted an untrustworthy/cold/emotionless machine in my life i’d just talk to my fuckin father 

“Guys stop bullying my wiretap”

Daydreaming of the alternate reality in which Yahoo successfully acquired Google in 1998 and Facebook in 2006, thereby destroying both companies due to their incompetence and ultimately saving the internet.

S: I don’t know any ex-yakuza running orphanages. K: There was one a few years ago. A good guy. M: You sure it wasn’t just a tax shelter? K: Sure it was a tax shelter but he ran it like a legitimate thing. You know.

“Author’s note: A heated discussion takes place as to whether the game is stereotyping the yakuza, which is resolved when Midoriyama, a now-retired former mid-level faction boss, points out that the stereotypes about the yakuza are more or less correct, with the exception of their alleged prowess in martial arts.“

i’ve seen these quotes a hundred times but never the full article — 200k notes and i’ve never seen someone mention the guy saying “they should let kiryu smoke meth”

Maybe game journalists aren’t completely useless