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@bigcheeseofficial - Muppets GoT casting

jon snow is the human miss piggy is cersei animal is hodor the dragons are chickens janis is danerys also its such a massive cast you have to dig into some sesame street characters to get everybody in there big bird as brienne

legalize copyright infringement

to be clear this is a fully sincere political belief that I have. I am pro copyright infringement and in fact anti "asking for permission to make derivative art"

do you think count dracula got out of his coffin one day & said We are soo count backula or some shit?

i dont know how you people can listen to eminem after he fucked up being a second century warlord so badly

so-called "free thinkers" when Gasolina comes on

I got a job at a gas station across from a casino and a guy keeps coming in to buy whole cartons of cigarettes and talks in the third person calling himself "snake eyes pete" and every time I tell him his total hes like "tell ya what if old Pete rolls a snake eyes why dont you give it to him for free?" and he rolls the same set of loaded dice on the counter and it does not matter how many times he rolls snake eyes I will not give him the cartons for free he gets so mad