Welcome to Night Vale {Sentence Starters}
"A life of pain is the pain of life, and you can never escape it."
"There are many things I wish I could remember."
"Regret nothing, until it is too late. Then, regret everything."
"We have nothing to fear except ourselves."
"Your existence is not impossible. But it's also not very likely."
"There are no trees in the library."
"Whoever is telepathically assaulting the tourists, please stop."
"The sun didn’t set at the correct time today."
"It has occurred to me that I may be the only one able to see it."
"Alligators. Can they kill your children? Yes."
"We are not history yet. We are happening now. How miraculous is that?"
"The moon’s weird though, right?"
"Do not approach the Dog Park."
"If you see something, say nothing, and drink to forget."
"Is there something more interesting than us?"
"It does not feel as we tiny humans feel."
"It’s impossible to be killed by a gun."
"We're all being monitored almost 24/7."
"Vote correctly, or never see your loved ones again."
"The Glow Cloud does not need to converse with us."
"We all want to live forever, right? Wrong. Immortality is stupid."
"Some mysteries aren't questions to be answered."
"We are all invincible to bullets and it’s a miracle."
"We do not have answers. I am not certain we even have questions."