You Are More.

I’m not an artist and I jizzed myself.

If you get this for an artist, it’s pretty much a guarantee you’ll get laid that night.

This would cost like $2000

Humanity restored.

A similar thing happened to me at work. There’s two deaf guys that work in the kitchen. Once I realized this I learned how to say thank you in sign language. The first time I signed thank you to him his whole face lite up :) now I have little conversations with his when I see him at work!

Is it bad that one of the many reasons I’d love to have a husband is the 24/7 protection from creepy people and also things that go bump in the night?

I’m not gonna lie, sometimes I’m lying awake at night and hear a noise downstairs, and I think, “Oh crap. I’m the husband. Time to go downstairs and die, I guess.”

A true hero

“Yes, I love working in teams!” 😒😒😒😒😒

Lmao