the water in hotel showers will do things to the texture of your hair you didn’t even know were possible

Your misbehaving boyfriend is not funny to me

[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at myself] its over

i feel like i’m cursed forever but other than that i’m doing alright

the secret cheat code for women is realizing you dont have to date men

this doesnt just go for lesbians it goes for bi women and straight women too. i cant even count how many times straight women have told me “i wish i was a lesbian so i didnt have to date men” but guess what … u Dont have to date men 

to be clear this also isnt necessarily saying ‘go date women instead!!’ its just saying…. u dont have to date men. u dont have to be dating women in order to not date men! in fact if ur not attracted to women at all please dont date women just as a substitute for men. but if dating men isnt making u happy… u dont have to do that. u dont have to make a space in ur life for men

you don’t realize how important lunch is until you’re wandering around thinking about how unloveable and untalented and uniquely cursed you are and then it’s 4pm and you finally eat lunch and you go Oh. oh right.

they should invent a body that feels normal to be inside of

I know why you drew him. Because he is beautiful.

I’m 400 years old and still on tumblr

“I ain’t reading all that” your brain is rotting and shrinking

He's holding a mug