Meaty Goodness

I do not feel fly like a G6 and have not for a very long time

what will it be, boss? the comfort of misery or the pain of change?

hello child born between the end of the 1990s and beggining of the 2000s, welcome to my saw trap. in front of you is a computer, you can learn to code and guarantee yourself the only career that will be available in a couple of decades, or you can play around on ms paint and develop a beautiful creative mind that will starve to death forever, you have a few years to choose but by the time you do it'll be too late

The year is 2040. You need to use the Yum Brands Inc app to unlock the Taco Bell's washroom door. The app tells you to make an account. They removed the ability to make accounts with just an email address and password (for bot prevention). It says to link your Meta account and to log in using it. You were banned from Meta after being mass reported (falsely accused of being an ai) because you mentioned being left handed and the altaltalt right have become increasingly fixated on left handedness as a sign of degeneracy. A hot older woman is watching you piss your pants.

they got peaches at the grocery store? like from nanimal crossing