nokia sounds

at planned parenthood and they're playing regular show

"dude if you don't get this abortion benson is gonna fire us"

do you guys remember when we used to say oh worm all the time. remember that

is anybody out there

sorry to be a broken record every month but christ menstruation is a stupid concept. oooooh excuse me for not getting pregnant, why the fuck is there goo falling out of me about it? grow the fuck up and reabsorb that shit for nutrients.

hey can you come over and surgically remove this heavy, aching rot from my heart? we can watch a movie afterwards

Happy pride month to the tiny cowboy and tiny Trojan man from Night at the Museum

happy pride month 2021 I ain’t quittin’ you…

pretending?