You have died of dysentery

The worst offender is still "UP." Fucking "UP?" A two letter word everyone says a dozen times a day? Besides the greed of planting a little Disney flag on the word UP of all things, it was empty of any fun or whimsy and communicated nothing about the film except that something or other goes "up," which is technically true of every film ever made, at some point. A single word as mundane as UP or FROZEN or TANGLED does not capture a child's imagination. Words like DRAGONS or ROBOTS, yes, but in Japan they changed the title of "UP" to "Grandpa Carl's Flying House" and whose curiosity wouldn't be piqued by that?? Of course I want to know why grandpa Carl has a flying fucking house you morons

Already done with the second one so here you go

WEBTOONS

When you gotta get rid of all the marble penises in your house