A co když tu je?

Já, posel pravdy: Zvláštní bruska, ale budiž

#this looks more like an awkward sixth grade slow dance than it does hockey

Aw best part is no ones left out at this dance

#pure

Dissolve milk powder with more milk to create Ultra Milk

Dissolve instant coffee with more coffee to create Ultra Coffee

Put Ultra Milk in your Ultra Coffee.

Pokemon Ultramilk/Ultracoffee

Když z Krtečka uděláme symbol svobodného Hongkongu dostaneme ho zpátky

Husitství GO: Chodíš po katolických stavbách a porážíš kněze. Místo raidů jsou spanilé jízdy do okolních vesnic.

oh to be a bored prince who keeps rejecting marriage proposals due to being secretly in love with the cute gardener boy

oh to be a cute gardener boy who secretely places roses in the prince's room because he is in love with him

Oh to be the palace guard who discreetly helps to boost the cute gardener boy up the wall for his secret deliveries in the middle of the night

Oh to be the prince's best friend witnessing the two fools dance around each other while knowing damn well that the two like each other.

Oh to be the noble suitor from another royal family who comes to know of their love instantly and plans an entire plan to get them their happy ending

oh to be a medieval peasant who knows nothing about the prince's personal life and who dies of dysentry at age 23