24, married, cali girl

copay for therapy is $30 but a decent bottle of wine is $10

every day we stray farther from god and closer to a real life south park episode

when you find out neopets is owned by china now ////:

with the whole onion samonella outbreak thing going on I want to take this opportunity to say that shallots taste superior and if you need to use onion in something, maybe just pay a lil extra to use shallot instead and see how that works out for ya

dancing with tears in my eyes x ke$ha is the og crying in the club song

remember when ur mom took u n ur friend to the midnight showing of a harry potter movie and life was a simpler time

i actually only learned recently that the U.S. Space Force is indeed a real organization and not just a meme and netflix show

fancy people always talk about which wine goes good with what food, but as an amateur wine connoisseur myself I wanna know which cheap wines go good with foods like chicken nuggets and pizza and noodles and such

I just bought myself car insurance and I'm literally so exhausted, think i'm gonna take it easy the rest of the day

I'm almost out of my antidepressants but its labor day weekend and I can't get any more so I made an Executive Decision to only take half of my dose each day this weekend in an attempt to conserve my medicine and avoid a withdrawal anyways can you guys believe how hard it can be to get a fucking new doctor in a new area to prescribe you medicine that you've been taking regularly for over a year