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you ever just suddenly remember that linguini and remy can’t communicate. linguini does not have some special ability to understand rats. he just fuckin. accepts that this weird rat wants to cook and can control him with his hair. he’s just okay with that

If a rat showed up and made me capable of getting done all the stuff I need to get done I too would be just okay with that.

preschool field trip to the hydraulic press I'm so excited

worst gif i’ve ever laid my eyes on

why would you say this

Babies don’t forget there’s an Etsy boycott from April 11-18 to protest the higher service fees recently instated for shop owners despite the fact that the company reported record profits last year. Etsy is usually one of my go-tos but I am absolutely going to stay off for the week. Without its vendors (many of whom are independent artists/creators) Etsy is literally nothing, and if these new policies are undermining their ability to stay on the site without risking their financial stability then they 100% deserve our support. No Etsy this week!!!

Shaking and crying because I’ll never be able to eat the soup from the Stardew Valley potluck

no matter what you’re anticipating, it will not be what you think it will be.

Another day of elon musk not exploding :(

my toxic trait is simply not doing things if i don't want to do them

i am suffering academically