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How to carry your drunk friends home. [video]

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small child: [absolutely incomprehensible gibberish]
me:

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@ the water that drips down my arms when i wash my face and makes a big ass mess: fuckin fight me
Itās your life. If you are unhappy, please make a change.

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it sucks being a suuuUuUUuper observant person bc i notice every little thing in every action & i literally get sad over the smallest things
My cat: comfortable, hasnāt moved in 3 hours
Me: gives one (1) pat
Cat: my restā¦ā¦ā¦ it has been,, disturb edā¦ā¦..I ā¦ā¦ā¦..can no longorā¦ā¦lay hereā¦. must goā¦..
I GOT FUCKED BY A GIRL
I was expecting it to be ādecentā only because we didnāt have much time and I was a VIRGIN. Anyway, weāre kissing and licking. Iām squeezing and gripping. So she mustāve gotten bored with my 80 hour foreplay plan because she pushed me down and began to suck my neck. Down to my nips. And then licked all the way down to my meat dagger. Let me tell youšā¦that shit was heavenly. Her mouth was a black hole and my dick was just an object in itās path.
After 3 minutes and 9 seconds of vicious, unforgiving *gawk gawk* *sluuurp* while simultaneously twisting my dick like she was grinding pepper, she literally stood up, looked me dead in my eyeballs, threw her well oiled but ashy knee leg on my shoulder and threw her pussy into my face like it was the first pitch at a damn Yankees game!
But I knew what to do. Iām devouring that pussy. Though her pussy had a pleasant taste, I couldnāt fucking breathe! š« She is riding my fucking face like a fucking Harley and I can only imagine this is the face sheās making:
Finally, she let my tender headed ass curls go and I was able to get some air. She got down from using my face as a cushion and bent over and spread her ass cheeks signaling for me to *put it in*. Now, I knew she was wet BUT I didnāt know she was WET WET š¦. Niggaā¦my dick was like:
My sausage bat acclimated to her āLake Ta-holeā and I began to stroke. Baby steps, The usual in-and-out, with a decent speed. I stroked for about 4 minutes and 2 seconds with a little bit of ass slapping to go along but nooooo š that wasnāt good enough for this Lucifer spawned soul snatcher. I swear to Mary, Joseph and Jesus, this bitch anchored her knees. Waitā¦you didnāt read that right. She ANCHORED HER FUCKING KNEES. You ever had a chick anchor her knees?! Have you?! Did that shit like she was getting ready to hut hut a football. I was like:
With the strength of Wonder Woman, the courage of Xena and the approval of her ancestors, she threw her little ass back on me like I stole something gotdammit. All my Black ass could do was take it. As she threw her ass back at 500 BPM (backshots per minute), all i could think of was āDONT NUT. YOU BETTER NOT NUT YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT.ā Itās close but Iām hanging in there:
At this point, Her fucking back has arched into a scoliosis āCā and sheās putting in overtime. I could frankly say, nigga she was pounding the shit out of me. I was her bitch. I shouldāve been yelling her name. Her throwback game was so mean, sheās pounding me off of my knees and Iām now on my back like a $2 hoe getting rode.
ME:
Iām about thiiiis šš¾ close to nutting. But Iām trying to hold it but I just canāt. Sheās on top growling and panting, digging her nails into my legs bouncing on me like a pogo stick.
HER:
Since I canāt take it and Iām definitely about to nut, I let it be known. āš«Oh ma gahd, Iām about to cum!ā
HER:
Shut up and take this pussy!
ME:
Guys, on that day and in that moment, I shut my mouth and took that pussy āŗļø
Disney Characters Reimagined As Pokemon Evolutions.
@jovialvoidgalaxy how cute are these?
I could have a cuter room if I wasnāt a goblin who threw all her shit on the floor

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NIGGAAAAAAAAA šššš
Apps To Kill Time On
Keep seeing some posts circulating about popular websites and wanted to make a version for apps.
These are apps Iām way too addicted to. Am I missing any?
P.S. Iām on an iPhone so these are iPhone apps, but probably have an Android version too.
Edit: Sorry for all the time Iāve taken away from your life
Spellbound - addictive horrorĀ š» and romance stories
Bettr - the reason all my friends are jealous of my insta feedĀ š»
Commaful - popular fanfiction, story, and poetry community š
Sweatcoin - get paid to walk
Helix Jump - legit the most addicting game on my phone
Out of Tune - win cash by guessing songs
Baseball Boy - addicting game where you smash a ā¾ļø
Dune! - Ride the sand dunes like a baller!! so much fun
Color Meme - color in all dem dank memes (surprisingly relaxing)
Sling Drift - beep beep - level 70 is insane š
Ball Gates - itās surprisingly fun to navigate balls through gates
Bumper - kill them all!!!!!Ā š (i alway win)
1Q - get paid to answer simple questionsĀ
Impossible Bottle Flip - mindlessly addicting
Hole - fuck up a city muahaha
Snakes Vs. Blocks - even more fun than the original snake hehe
Tenkyu - tilt your phone and watch the relaxing magic happen
Twenty48 Solitaire - put your sexy math skills to the test
Tornado - be a tornado and destroy everythinggg
Knock Balls - shoot down blocks with a canon - surprisingly relaxing
Pick The Gold - find the gold and diamonds!
Wishbone - fun game for comparing stuff like hair, celebs, sports
Dosh - get paid to shop
Yarn - stories that are seriously creepy af
Youāre welcome š