hi, luv u

my number one advice for parents is to listen to your children tbh. and i dont just mean listening to their problems i mean like. when your kid recites the plot of a movie youve already seen or your tells you about what they did at school today or wants to show you their roblox gameplay. youve gotta be invested in knowing your kid as a person or why are you even doing the whole parenting thing.

People who had kids on purpose really will come home from work after the worst day ever like "there better not be any fucking kids in here."

No death cab for ugly? Ugly has to walk?

How can I get a full time job as the wandering stranger that comes into town and gets by on odd jobs and has their face partially obscured by a hood and/or cowboy hat

nothing is real and then all of a sudden everything is very real with no warning

“people shouldn’t have to accept the bare minimum-” I agree with that too but we’re at a point where we have to cling to the bare minimum or that will be taken away too

*introducing myself to the guards who caught me* seized to meet you

the king just sentenced me to be whipped and nae-nae'd in the town square

I think if I heard I Gotta Feeling by The Black Eyed Peas in the correct circumstances it could move me to tears. It's like the promise of a brighter future that never came to pass