like lilli xene (g's apparent fave whose fan club he was trying to join) is 11 years older than gerard. she had giant 80s/90s hair and huge naturals. she literally looked like someone's hot mom. i find this so delightful.

and then they're all gonna laugh and g's gonna mumble some more and wave their hands around and then say some shit like "anyway this is a song we've never played before" before they play like. helena.

i will read au's and fantasies and completely unrealistic batshit crackfics without batting an eye, but i'll be absolutely goddamned if i can handle reading about pete's fictionally large cock

i can handle them HAVING the fetish but dont make me imagine what they looked like posting about it or i'll start. well. hopefully not vomiting, for obvious reasons.